After school schedule:
TailSpinChip and Dale Rescue Rangers
DuckTales
Darkwing Duck

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?

If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Because you can only be game critic if you agree with every other game critic?

But small children tend to cry and scream. A lot. If your parenting skills are not the greatest, try to plan ahead. You know your kids, you know when they like to sleep or eat. Try to minimize the chaos by choosing the right time for them, not just yourself. It will be a much more relaxing flight for both parties.

You mean a pacifier? Or noise-canceling headphones?

It's ok... I had that realization too... either we're really old, or we had REALLY awesome childhoods 22 years ago.

Every time I steal a baja bug in GTA V I think of you... and try not to roll it.

The New Jeep Cherokee, One is a Jeep and one is a Fiat hatchback.

he clearly takes his sales methods from GameStop

XJ all the way! XJ all the way! XJ all the way!

I'd happily send one of these up the ass of anyone who keeps bitching about TGUK being superior and TGUS being worthless.

That's a silly notion, given that only a few years ago nobody even knew who Rocksteady were.

I blame the BMW driver.
For no particular reason

Good afternoon, Jalops. As a former resident of H-Town, TX, I'd like to attempt to answer some of these burning questions re: slabs, popped trunks, and a facet of car culture particular to that part of the world.

Meanwhile Microsoft is developing a screw that looks like the XBOX logo.

What they didn't show is the guy in the center holding the tether actually turned into this:

Omg the the worlds going to end... It's funny how this "shut downs" not really that big of deal maybe we don't need all these agencies.

THANKS OBAMA!