Now we just need a "Anchorman Nautilus" Skin to match.

Must be nice playing dress up while the rest of us have to go work and get paid to take our clothes off. Ugh, millenials. SMDH.

0:46 to 0:47 is the best second you will spend all day.

I know mine is a fuckton of fun.

None are contenders unless they have at least 8 cylinders and a manual transmission.

Also, I've never seen anyone so disappointed after passing a breathalyzer.

I think you are the only one.

I don't understand...the turn signals have already been claimed. Why would someone ever buy turn signals for a BMW when they are never, ever used?

Did he not read the owner's manual? It clearly states that only BMW brand logs are to be used when log-stacking your BMW. I just called my local BMW dealer and picked up a set of BMW Lifetime Standing Logs for $49 each (plus a $64 trunk-loading fee).

Yeah but the horse still knows.

Here's the basically uncovered breasts of Katy Perry.

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

Hey Subaru what does "tS" stand for?
Subaru- Oh you wanted more power? "tough Shit"

Come on bro, everything better with 2 J-Z....

To me, it doesn't matter what kind of car they drive; but the deal breaker would be if they used their car for a trash can.

It's less about what they drive, but if they put their feet up on the dashboard I just can't handle it.

Once a mild mannered neighborhood watchman, George is now unburdened of such a lofty responsibility. Now he roams the streets at night fighting evil and careless driving wherever it rears its ugly head. He is... Zimmer-Man!!!

SOOOO.. Just Ignoring the fact that a JURY found him NOT Guilty?.. So you, who wasn't at the trial, has only the information that the media has spoon fed you, KNOWS he's guilty?.. I'm Certain that his family would love to see your new found evidence so they can re-try him.. Or will only a railroad conviction work…

I didn't know defending yourself was a mistake.

Two trailer park cars go 'round the outside