Ha ha, they’re even advertising on the website that their kids might run around your table and sing very loudly.

Having coworkers who would run a vegan restaurant if they had the spare time, and who raise their kids in a ‘free play learning everywhere education system’ (I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS)*, I’m going to say that the kid probably did show the patrons its butthole. And the other kid probably did yoddle.

As a mother, I offer my opinon that those crunchy motherfuckers let their dirty footed, bare-assed, obnoxiously personal-space-invading little shits run rampant all over their stupid fucking vegan restaurant. And I am positive the 1yo bent over to pick up a stray tofu-o from the ground sharing her butthole for all to…

If there was nowhere to change my kid when he was in diapers, I would take him to the car. That is a rude-ass vile, person. If I had witnessed something like that, I’d tell my server immediately and ask they wipe off the table before someone was seated.

1. I own a restaurant. While I don’t have kids, I have always allowed my staff to bring their kids to work. Their well-behaved kids. Sometimes even well-behaved kids get a little wild, and then their parent tells them to cool it and go play upstairs. Kids will be kids. But the ceremonial unveiling of the sphincter,…

Ohhhhh, someone brought the tea! Also, that shit is nasty!

You left out the part where the toddler shit on the floor, though.

This is precisely what I came down here to write. The second I hear “mama bear” I go ahead and assume slightly nuts. Though they’re usually on the other side of the counter demanding to see the manager.

https://www.imaginevegancafe.com/ ps check the photo near the bottom — they FOR SURE are yodeling types

NOT OKAY. Seriously I cannot with people that do this, it is so unbelievably rude and vile.

You should be disgusted. There are a lot of gross people in the world.

I don’t know could you let me know if you find out?

“she was quickly apprehended” is my favorite part

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…

Um, naked babies running around restaurants is unsanitary. Restaurant owners responding to bad reviews defensively and aggressively does no-one any good.

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

If the owners of this place want to keep their license they will keep a closer eye on any exuberant toddlers who disrobe and run around sharing themselves with diners.

What the hell did I just read?

nepotism as well. the Caan guy is the son of James Caan

Scott Caan is fairly well known. Let me put it this way, when Scott Caan “appeared” on Family Guy, there was no introduction. When Billy Crudup “appeared,” Peter said, “Oh look, it’s the actor Billy Crudup.”