It’s like you somehow believe repeating that you are a moron who cannot process simple information, is going to result in others thinking that you aren’t a moron who cannot process simple information. If you can’t figure out what cauliflower rice is, you’re a fucking idiot. That’s it. Please go get a vasectomy/tubal…

No, I wouldn’t be upset about any of your dumbass examples because I’m not an illiterate idiot. Lol. Common sense, logic, & basic cognitive reasoning based on context would result in my knowing exactly what I’m ordering. Stop projecting. Just because you’re too stupid to know what foods are what, doesn’t mean everyone…

Probably. There’s memes on Twitter & Reddit for years now. Where there will be a photo of a big mac or whatever with a perfect bite taken out, wrapper & all, and some joke text about “eating the shell”. 

Did you come to Earth as refugee because you were kicked off of your planet, due to even your own literal-minded species finding you to be insufferable?

Why are you shouting? Lol, see you’re defensive about being a slow eater, & a lazy slob (who’s too precious to clear his plate when he’s done). Get off your insecure high horse, sweetie. I’m not sure what obsolete Miss Manners etiquette you’re screeching like a pterodactyl about, but your little life experience isn’t…

Lol. It’s talking to that meme of that alien, is it from Guardians of the Galaxy? Where it takes everything literally & explaining human language & common sense is just a useless endeavor.   

Lol. I didn’t read your essay. But like, sweetheart, I’m sorry your parents & every teacher you ever had completed failed to help you develop basic logic & reasoning skills, & you’re worried about others in the same boat (you’re not actually on a boat with them, sorry if I confused you). I get you want the world to…

If you order lemon chicken & are expecting chicken carved into a lemon shape, that would be just as stupid as expecting cauliflower rice to be actual rice with cauliflower, rather than cauliflower put through a ricer. I see someone, who is smarter than you, is trying to explain that comprehending the concept of…

He was busy working while his wife was scheming? 

I’m not even her follower, but you & everyone else need to stop being dramatic & petty. You sound bitter you’re not rich & spoiled. Which is just as bad of a look as being rich & spoiled. Lol. She was missing some commas, which is how items are required to be listed. So she needed: make-up, setting spray, lipstick,…

OJ seems really angry, as she should be. I wouldn’t be surprised if, true or not, she argued that her mother wanted her to just look generally more “active” & “athletic” & “well rounded” & other words other people use when trying to get into college. But didn’t didn’t disclose the rowing scam. Or lie that her mother…

She really should just throw them under the bus. “I told them I didn’t even want to go to that stupid school. No I didn’t fill out an application, why would I do that? My mother lied & told us the fitness photos were for an infomercial. She just told me I’d been accepted & was going, idek wtf she did, but they…

That would require that these politicians figure out how to correct their school systems, so people in these states learn how to read again. Which would be much harder than this nonsense.

So the hillbillies can feed their children vegetables, if they are scared they'll be too stupid to comprehend the difference between rices.

As a Californian, I’m annoyed the federal tax money these welfare fentanyl states leech off of us (& other successful states) is being wasted in such a profoundly stupid way. Maybe invest your charity money in your schools? Then everyone in the state won’t be so illiterate & stupid, that there’s a risk they’ll think…

No. I don't sit with heathens. Lol. If you finish your plate, get up & take it to the kitchen. #lazy You seriously sit there & wait for your friend who was nice enough to invite you over & provide you with food to then also clean your dirty dish? That's rude & nasty.

Meh, I basically live in Target & they announced ages ago that they were doing away with their brands & launching new ones. From clothes to everything else. Even my soap says Smartly instead of Up&Up. And they are remodeling their stores, that weren’t already remodeled. This is a perfect time to kick him to the curb &…

Yes, it’s wrong. Demanding that the people with you need to stare at their dirty dishes & have them in their way until you finish because you’re insecure about being a slow eater is gross & selfish. Get some confidence & stop giving af about being a slower eater. Or eat faster.

This lawsuit & article are fucking stupid. Everyone already uses their fingerprints for their phone, the DMV, etc. I’d rather just scan my fingerprint than have to remember some long af employee number & passcode. Also, people are fucking liars who absolutely will clock each other in/out. Why y’all whining about…

Honestly, this whole situation feels like these parents aren’t originally from CA, & they just going with what people they worked with in Hollywood (who went USC told them). “Oh no! I didn’t go to a public school! Nevermind location, USC is MUCH better than that state school UCLA, which may be 5 mins from Beverly…