darthzurg
DarthZurg
darthzurg

I have OCD, the amount of time I have to get food from the source to the refrigerator, before it becomes inedible (in my broken little brain anyways), is very limited. And most things there’s just no way. Especially meat of any kind. So I mostly just go for appetizers or kids portions 😊

#preach it’s not healthy. Isn’t a normal stomach supposed to be the size of your fist? And actual portions (like from government health guidelines) are tiny compared to what a lot of people think a human should be consuming. A piece of meat should be the size of a deck of cards. Like one bagel can be 5 servings of

Are you on bath salts? You’re gross. And that’s a weird thing to carry around your own nasty Tupperware & bring it into a restaurant with health codes & such. But since you care, I have severe obsessive compulsive disorder. I got food poisoning in Fall of 2010 & I still have issues with eating due to the fear of

I once walked past a group on new employees getting an orientation tour of some sort. I distinctly heard the phrase "you NEVER correct a guest". Which sounds fun to deal with lol. But like, I'm legit shocked that they would try & tell you no you can't order a kids meal. That doesn't sound like their policies at all. 

I order off kid's menus all the time, cause portions in America can be ridiculous af. I don't want to pay for food I won't eat. Also that's wasteful af. The senior menus can also be awesome. Also, as someone who was a teenager with an eating disorder, you could be calling out a teenager with an eating disorder for

I was thinking that too. Like, if you don't want to seat incomplete parties, don't have a shitty waiting area too. 

Seriously. I’m reading these comments wondering where these people live & why going out to eat is like participating in the hunger games. I’ve never seen a place refuse to seat the first to arrive, let alone 3 out of 5. These restaurants & their employees sound intense af. Like they need to adhere to their algorithm

K. You seem to be flying right over option #3: don’t patronize establishments owned by shitty misers. If you really cared about waitstaff getting paid, you’d walk into a place or call, ask if they pay minimum wage (or above). If they say no, tell them you don’t want to give them your money if they aren’t going to pay

“Hey bitch, you're a shitty business owner. Pay your employees or we’ll go somewhere else to eat."

Why don’t you & your friends go to places that aren’t owned by cheap assholes instead? Y’all act like a bosses that pay their employees are unicorns or something.

No. It’s absolutely something you should not conform to if you move here. If the people you’re with tell you that you need to leave money because the business owner doesn’t pay their staff, the response should be: "well why did you take me to a place owned by an evil asshole?" And then don't go there again. And tell

Why don’t you be less lazy & research restaurants that aren’t run by Scrooge before the ghosts visited? Why is your friend, who you don’t know what they are dealing with, responsible for subsidizing a business's employees? If you care so much that they are paid correctly, who don't you take that up with the

Curious. Does anyone who engages in tipping drama, that you’ve witness, ever give af about the real cheapskate? Which would be your shitty employer who is requiring you to beg their customers for the rest of your paycheck? WHY IS EVERYONE ON HERE SO PASSIONATE ABOUT REINFORCING THIS GARBAGE CUSTOM? 😐

“Tip right or stay home" as opposed to: pay your employees properly or don't pretend to run a business? 

Ew. 

Why don’t you direct that energy towards restaurant owners who are weasels that pay their employees a hopelessly shit wage & your congressional representatives who allow it? If you can't afford to tip, you can afford to eat out. If you find that someone not tipping enough in your presence is unacceptable due to the

You appear passionate af about making sure waitstaff are paid appropriately. Do you direct that energy into trying to enact real practial or legal change? Like, you ask the restaurant owner of the establishment how much they pay right? And if they are weaseling around cause the government let’s them, you tell them off

It’s presumptuous af too. Like they “know” their friend could tip more? They don’t. Person could have a million different issues that suck & stops them from tipping more. 

#preach

They don’t make a $ less? What shitty corporation is trying to pull that?