darthzurg
DarthZurg
darthzurg

Good.

That the men crying are proving the programโ€™s point?

Yes, women from shitty states can just move to the less shitty states. They arenโ€™t trees, they are mobile.

Austin is like some weird liberal Mecca in the South. I hope the influence of Austin spreads throughout the rest of Texas and the South. ๐Ÿ˜‚

23?! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ I thought this bitch was 50! How much meth and Jack was his mother putting in his baby bottles? Jesus fuck.

The public school system has failed you. Homo sapiens are not born, matured, procreated, and dead in the span of 10 years. No. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Yes it is. Wtf. These rapey comments are just gross. People donโ€™t want your nasty fucking spit in their mouth. Itโ€™s DISGUSTING. Itโ€™s violating. Itโ€™s disrespectful and heinous. Whether you shove your tongue in another personโ€™s mouth without permission, or you shove anything else of yours into anywhere else on anotherโ€ฆ

Youโ€™re missing donโ€™t put your fucking mouth on your coworkers unless you ask them and they say itโ€™s ok. And donโ€™t even ask them if you in any way have any authority or power or influence that could hurt them and their career, cause itโ€™s irresponsible and gross. Go to the bar after work and ask a chick there to fuck,โ€ฆ

He mustโ€™ve gotten away with being rapey at women for years, and is now freaking the fuck out that men who engaged in sexually disturbing behavior similar to his own are being called out. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

#preach

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Do you ever think that people who control seemingly meaningless aspects of their life so strictly, are compensating for feeling out of control in other aspects of life? Cause you should. Cause a lot of people do.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a min. Isnโ€™t she like an idiot and an asshole? I thought the Nickle + Dime book was her going โ€œundercoverโ€ as a housecleaner. And she could not have been more of a moron about the whole thing. *googles*

Itโ€™s really weird how people think that presenting themselves as a flailing idiot who canโ€™t Google basic words, is like somehow giving the Kardashians what for. Like, why? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

What does she eat for dinner on the other 6 days?

The philosophy is to desensitize yourself to local pollen by consuming local honey/pollen. So your face wonโ€™t feel so sad. #themoreyouknow

You can be an elitist dick if you want. But whatโ€™s wrong with wanting JUST balsamic vinegar and oil as opposed to:

Itโ€™s really not that mysterious? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Have you never seen like someone get like a bowl of frozen yogurt and top it with fruit and granola? Same philosophy of fruity melty deliciousness. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“

Lol, yeah just give yourself dysentery! ๐Ÿ‘ Lord, you are a ninny. Even if you think consuming local pollen/honey wonโ€™t help with the affects of springtime allergies, telling people to just kill themselves itโ€™s a bit dramatic. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I love you. #nocreeper