darthzurg
DarthZurg
darthzurg

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a min. Isn’t she like an idiot and an asshole? I thought the Nickle + Dime book was her going “undercover” as a housecleaner. And she could not have been more of a moron about the whole thing. *googles*

It’s really weird how people think that presenting themselves as a flailing idiot who can’t Google basic words, is like somehow giving the Kardashians what for. Like, why? 😂😂😂

What does she eat for dinner on the other 6 days?

The philosophy is to desensitize yourself to local pollen by consuming local honey/pollen. So your face won’t feel so sad. #themoreyouknow

You can be an elitist dick if you want. But what’s wrong with wanting JUST balsamic vinegar and oil as opposed to:

It’s really not that mysterious? 😂 Have you never seen like someone get like a bowl of frozen yogurt and top it with fruit and granola? Same philosophy of fruity melty deliciousness. 🍊🍍🍌🍓

Lol, yeah just give yourself dysentery! 👍 Lord, you are a ninny. Even if you think consuming local pollen/honey won’t help with the affects of springtime allergies, telling people to just kill themselves it’s a bit dramatic. 😂😂😂

I love you. #nocreeper

There’s a whole state in the desert where the prostitutes are there and waiting for money sooooooo. ..

#preach

Idg the Polanski defense. I think the prosecution fucked up from beginning to end. And the never ending media circus that continues to haunt his victim is reason enough to let his time detained (google it, before anyone says he’s never been jailed) suffice, and call it a day, (like the victim had been saying for

I like you. You make sense.

Because they are being assholes. Unnecessarily. Who appointed them this man’s White Knight? THEY DON’T KNOW IF HE DID IT. SO MAYBE STFU ABOUT WHAT A GREAT GUY THEY “KNOW” HE IS? That’s the problem. “Imagine if someone you know blah blah”.

Why tho? They aren’t a jury? They don’t even know if he is guilty. They should STFU instead of leaping to his defense.

Riiiiiiight? The famous ones too. Gacy, Dahmer, Bundy, etc. Such nice, upstanding men. Jfc, these letter signers need to reevaluate life.

I tweeted at Maddow cause wtf? How did these slopes just go from “See, Bill Cosby is not Cliff Huxtable. Just cause your thought he was nice.”

BUT WHY ARE YOU EVEN JUMPING A TURNSTILE? IJITS. Like, if I managed to get to better country, like Norway or Netherlands or wherever. I wouldn’t break the law. Any law. Ever. Especially if I snuck in, to escape this hell pit. Unless there was a life or death reason to jump the subway. . . Whhhhhhhhhy would you do

UUhh, it’s actually pointing out that the normalization that has already occurred is bad.

Riiiight? I hope the judge doesn’t buy any of it. The 3rd person thing isn’t a sign of age. He was being a smartass in a way I’m pretty sure I’ve done (and most people will have) when other people are discussing you. They say, “She did ____” and you say “Excuse you, no SHE did not. She is right over here and will tell

How about you fuck off and let people enjoy good things when they happen? Whiny brat. Lol. ALLEN IS NEXT. WHY DON’T YOU SEE THAT? YOU NEGATIVE NINNY. 😂