You sound like Michael Scott.

When did Andy Warhol ever lie that he “discovered” a Campbell’s soup can wandering around an abandoned factory to sound cool, only to come across like a douche hipster? Oh, wait. That’s right. He never did that. He was always like: “here’s a fucking soup can #art”. This guy could have been: “here’s this artist’s…

He did. Ok, is “lie” to harsh? He was intentionally being ambiguous to sound more interesting and it’s blowing up in his face cause it’s just making everyone look at him and go “bitch, do you know what reverse image search on Google is?”

Best analogy ever. 🙋 Idg what is so confusing to them about this. He sounds like a douchey hipster lying about “oh, I found this in the rubble of abandoned factory”. When it’s like, bitch, you could just Google her work. 😂😂😂 Why you lying? It’d be like if a hipster tried to tell everyone they bought their…

Why is he being a sneaky dick about it though?

#savage 👍

Yes. Both of the other women you mentioned are horrible. Just like this asshole.

I’ve been saying for years the Hollywood elite should, en masse, start suing the fuck out of the paparazzi. The magazines and websites that publish outright lies, and the freaks who harass them in the street. The culture is insane and needs to be corrected.

I reread my comment went it posted and realized, hence the edit. Do you have alerts on or something? 😂Lol. Wtf even. Post was up for less than 2 mins.

Bah. I’m tired. Lol. If you see my original comment, I thought you said she should have gotten back in the car alone with him. And was like WTF YOU GONNA GET MURDERED. But you said the opposite so, good! Lol.

Once you start acting like a freakish serial killer, *points to sleep of disgusting psycho shithead behavior that has since occurred as evidence for this hypothesis*, YOU violated the social contact and your Jeffery Dahmer ass ain’t entitled to a fucking ride home.

Fuck you. He’s a fucking psychopath and she was more likely than not texting someone for help and safety. You’re the asshole.

Fuck you. She was texting someone to rescue her from this pathetic Ted Bundy wannabe. You’re an asshole for equating their behavior.

They’re trying to kill us.

The assistant: yes, definitely. They chose to assist him commit an atrocity. That’s their bad decision.

It looks like that Xerox machine in Office Space.

It’s normal now. People should recognize the very real risk of being arrested and charged, and decide if it’s worth it. Rather than being surprised they were actually arrested. First that lady at Sessions hearing, and now homeboy getting too close to this guy. Clearly, these assholes handle confrontation the way they…

Hey asshole, you go on YouTube and watch every interview with Jeff Goldblum on Conan, and then come back here and apologize for not respecting that goddamn national treasure of a human being.

When she stole the nomination from Bernie like a selfish, weasely, elitist, snake. She’s no better, imo obvs, than Paul Ryan and the every other corrupt politician in Washington.