Let’s put a little fig jam on that. Rrrrrrrawr.

Uhm, excuse me... your article was incomplete. Here. I fixed it for you. Behold the Stewart. Bald before bald was cool. All hail Sir Patrick!

And because these were Americans who were educated up to their noses, not only would they hic, but they would also haec and hoc.

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

Similarly, I asked for an Earl Grey with steamed milk, which the converted to a Earl Grey Latte (wth! - milk and sweetener do not a latte make) when I tasted it and asked why it was diabetic coma inducing, she told me "Sorry, that's how most people like it" which I took to mean what your barista said

..is this art?

So what he's arguing is that safe pharmaceutical and medical abortions should be made available to anyone who needs then as early as possible to reduce the occurrences of late term abortions, right?

This idea needs to have a national holiday. "Go chocolate tasting in formal wear" Day.

As a nearly middle aged white guy I can tell you old white guys are pretty much the worst people on the planet. It's really strange at times to be in their presence when they assume they can "really speak their mind in like minded company" (in essence surrounded by other white dudes). The entitlement and privilege…

Whatever cut of meat he is has obviously been infected with some kind of prion disease.

I don't like it because when people are trying to be politically correct it really feels to me like the motivation is coming from a selfish place. By that I mean they are being PC to be viewed a certain way, rather than because it's common fucking courtesy to not be a shit.

I think this would be Black Hawk parenting.

Don't forget the hybrid beer douche. That's the guy who comes in stroking his carefully groomed chin pubes, looking to get blasted on some 849% ABV microbrew only six people on a commune have heard of. He gives me an incredulous eyeroll when I tell him to choose from the 145 beers I do actually carry. Sorry, buddy,…

Seriously, the only time I want to hear the word female is in a nature documentary. For example, "After coitus the female of the species devours the her mate." That sounds just fine.

As a gamer, who is trying to break her way into the industry this is upsetting. When gaming first came around and was popular there was no difference between game developers, male or female. I didn't even realize that I might have been "in the minority" until I was 12 or 13. Then it was strange and weird and suddenly…