Jalopnik (and the Gizmodo family tree) is a collection of blogs. You’re confusing its purpose with that of news journalism. It’s important that you learn to recognize the difference as readers increasingly get their news information from social media (yes, this blog is social media). These web links explain the…

Meh...I would still sleep with her, of course.

So changing the password does that ?!!  Who knew ?

Can we get more pics please ?  I don’t believe this really happened.

The real problem is zealous prosecutors hellbent on securing victory by any means necessary, piling on charges until the defendant is intimidated into plea bargaining.

If I was the girlfriend’s father I would have paid this young man a visit long ago and had a very serious talk with him about expectations and responsibilities.  

OKay.. if the girlfriend is working full-time to support the baby-daddy and the baby-daddy is playing video games full-time .... WHO is taking care of the BABY ??!

I don’t see him driving that $30K new car much - he’s on Twitch everytime I look  !

I made a comment about there is no way I would’ve let my Mom go on TV and tell everyone another guy played with my privates. I guess perhaps, if that other guy was a multi-millionaire I might allow myself some embarrassment if I saw a big payday at the end of it.

When I turned 18, in my mind I became a man; I could vote, I could join the military - bleed and die for my country.  No way I would let my Mom go on the national news circuit ranting about how Kevin Spacey put his hand down my pants and fondled my junk.  Just sayin’ :/

you can wash it, scrub it, spray it... but its always gonna smell like poop.

How does dude’s skinny-as-toothpick calfs carry the weight of her giant turkey legs ?

According to IMDB and Wikipedia: Newman’s had a successful career as a voice artist as well as walk-on roles in loads of popular 80's and 90's sitcoms. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laraine_Newman

you must have a real hard-on for this guy to be commenting on all these blog sites about NGT’s alleged improprieties 

What I want to know is where is the video of these Jaguar players facing off with club security ? Big London clubs have fearsome security. Can’t help but think of Barry the Baptist from Snatch (although that was East End London).

You need to take the next step and kick your gaming console to the curb. Might as well check your closet for any clothes that were made overseas or had any part of their supply chain sourced to companies that use child labor and underpaid workers. How dare you even get on the internet in your spare time when children…

I don’t agree with you. Dived (versus dove) as past tense of the verb dive is acceptable. This article isn’t a first-hand account or report but an informal commentary (AKA blog).

Does Palin really think voters forgot she just gave up and quit her governorship because of massive ethics violations ? I suppose that is qualifying for the GOP Senate.

Anyone who’s applied for gov’t security clearance levels above Confidential knows that people from your childhood will be tracked down and interviewed.  It’s no surprise that a SCOTUS nominee will be scrutinized in fine detail and “they” probably had notarized character testimonies for Kavanaugh months ago... still,…

The game is to purchase shit on the taxpayer’s dime
that you normally couldn’t afford and when it’s time to move out of the gov’t mansions, take everything that’s not bolted down.