Carly Fiorina should be President, as she embodies the American Dream. She was a failed CEO of a major corporation, got run out on a rail by shareholders, got kicked off the McCain campaign and was picked over for Sarah Palin(!) as the VP nominee, and was a failed Senate candidate who lost by double-digits despite…

“TOM! TOM! TOM! DOES ME HOLDING THIS MICROPHONE LIKE THIS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A DONG?! IT LOOKS LIKE A DONG, DOESN’T IT? HASHTAG DONGERPHONE.”

Shit like this is why most women don’t report their rapes.

That doesn’t sound like an insult, or a particularly apt description of John Lennon.

This should have way more stars. All these people bitching about how Bono is not “sincere” and how all he does is give money to worthy causes - all the while doing absolutely nothing to help anyone. It’d be funny if it weren’t so incredibly sad. Their glass house is long since shattered and they’re still throwing…

Checkbook activists. Yeah, those guys are the worst. They just throw money at the problem of helping people.

Fourteen seconds for ladies’ fight? That’s an outrage. Why, Lucy Webb Hayes once grappled with Susan B. Anthony for a fortnight over whether the women of America would throw themselves into the temperance or suffrage movements. It took them six days just to remove their outergarments until they reached their unitards.…

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

I think my favorite part (Besides the faceplant and Ole Anderson cracking up under his breath) is Sid STILL goes along with the angle and treats the Shockmaster as a legit threat!! Talk about dedication!!

THANK YOU. I see many people in my day to day who are attractive. I also work with and interact with very attractive people. If I acted on those impulses constantly, I'd never do anything else, I'd have no meaningful relationships, and basically be unable to work. Like, yes, we have an animalistic part of ourselves…

Thank you. I find it really ironic when men claim they can’t work with women because their sexual impulses interfere with their ability to be professional, and then they turn around and say women are not professional because they are too emotional. Excuse me, but what are sexual impulses if not feelings?!?!? Who is…

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

A League of They’re Owned

“This High School Softball Catcher is the Goddamn Devil”

The shrugging, nonchalantness in comparison with the desolation of the runners makes it seem like the catcher is superwoman.

I’d like to be happy that some kind of justice is being done, but organizations like this attract corruption. Whoever runs the show will be offered millions to hold the World Cup in Sierra Leone or Honduras and some one will accept that influence. Odds are it will be back to business as usual in a few years.

Should I post an awful UA ad? I think I should post an awful UA ad.

I submit this; Mo Cheeks is not a dick. Matt Barnes is a dick.