How are these not on the list?

Missed QOTD, here is some epic footage:

You ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right? That's what happened to this guy, except it's much worse than your bad days. So much worse.

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

You have to hear this. For real. Gaga is a vocal beast.

It's not Khindergyrtyn that she's starting?

I'm giving these parents so much side eye.

Don't tell me how to do my mom

But when I do my mom

Sure, this guy shows his sweet archery skills inside and everyone thinks he's cool. But when I do my mom tells me "it's about time for me to find somewhere else to live."

For all the Patriots playoff games this year, my sons and I have all donned our No. 12 Tom Brady jerseys. We wore them because Brady is so darn good, so darn handsome

That's a lot of work. Lets just tie him to a chair, take off his shoes, and lock him in a room with Rex Ryan.

I think Belichick should be strapped to a chair with his eyelids peeled back and forced to watch Peter King bathe naked in a hot tub of takes while every columnist listed above gives him rusty trombones in turn.

I have that reaction pretty much every time Deadspin runs one of these isolated vocal articles. The significant majority of readers laughing about this couldn't touch any of these notes if their lives depended on it.

Aside from some questionable attempts to go into a falsetto, I don't see what's awful about this...

I agree 100%. "Born this way" has so many problems:

On a happy note Ontario, Canada's largest province just elected it's first openly gay female premier