I was never a big fan of Harry Potter fan fiction...

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

Cam would roll over in his truck if he heard this.

It would just be “I got this” repeated over and over again, tone gradually increasing in desparation over the course of the game.

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

Even if you just stick with the on-court stuff, how about him quitting on his team in 2006:

Reporters saw Gronkowski in the locker room, bending down and lifting luggage

Gronkowski is expected to miss the Patriots next game as doctors feel he may re-aggravate the injury pulling in 7 catches for 164 yards and 3 TD’s against the Eagles defense.

Every reporter should know by now that invoking “feelings” or “emotions” around the Belichick AI brings it one step closer to sterilizing the Earth of biological imperfections.

That’s really stretching the definition of bullying.

KG would’ve won the Game of Thrones by season 2.

I’d have more respect for him if he just came out and said, “I was on deadline and needed a fifth bullet point for my stupid list, and ‘Olivia Munn’ was by far the most SEO-friendly reason I can come up with.”

I don’t think she would have to change her style, just be a little be smarter. Use lateral movement when trying to close the distance. Change levels. Shoot for take downs, don’t just rush for the clinch. And when you’re fighting a former champion boxer, respect the goddamn hands.

Lol same here as far as the armchair thing goes, but the fact that she never tried to shoot for a takedown was pretty damning.