Despite the $16,000 price difference

You need to check out what’s going on in Kansas.

“It’s Pat!”

an undisclosed amount

In a world of wikipedia and google, I kind of respect (but really I hate) people with the balls to say ‘fuck you, fuck facts, and in particular fuck the fact that what I’m saying is immediately disprovable’

If rambling incoherence is nuts, then yeah you’re nuts.

Don Draper is spinning in his sexy grave

I have been waiting 30 years for ‘prep’ to be cool again

Why are you arguing against an advertisement?

That’s absolutely not the case for most of rural America.

“Hi. We don’t know what cars are for anymore and we’re very confused. It is 2016.”—Car Manufacturers Everywhere

If he were a socialist he could share out what is clearly too much for one person.

This was a summertime staple in my family way back when.

Yakety Sax—the soundtrack of atrocity

So frivolous replies are just going to irritate you, huh. Hope no one is that mean.

All I see is blue and black

looked blue to me

This is intentional right?

This is my dream job

I’d like to send these companies my CV