lol, i got no answer to this but i appreciate that you made me laugh. 

Great so in 10 years time every car is going to be making Tie Fighter noises. That won’t get at all annoying after one day.

I’m waiting for the after market on these sounds. Yeah, you’ll get the ones copying old Porsche racers and the like. The ones I’m waiting for are the ones that’ll make my car sound like a TIE fighter or X-Wing.

blue+gold + neon yellow = subaru

Commenters will always get a star for a WKRP reference. Two stars if Loni Anderson is involved or if your reference starts with “As God is my witness....”

The plaid seats alone make this car worth the price. They look like one of Herb Tarlek’s suits.

Resell it in the PNW for $23k.

This is what bugs me about wagons in the US. Why do they need to be ‘rugged? Why can they be sporty? I miss the days of Subaru Legacy wagons. I really hate Outbacks. Why do they sit so high? Volvo dis the same with their wagons for a while. The new V90 is my huckleberry.

This is my favorite thing that you’ve ever written, and you’re my favorite auto journalist (tied with Chris Harris). I’m a car guy into VWs who loves Star Wars to an almost obsessive level. I’m evil-you, and I say carry on, good-me.

Tough shit, chuckles!

I love that you wrote this - Since 1983 I have thought about this exact thing from that exact scene.

Did you signal?

I am a huge Star Wars fan.

I don’t want to live in a world that doesn’t have Lea Thompson getting seduced by a talking duck.

You don’t even need to plug it in to the system , any USB port with power will do, I used my MacBook a few days ago when my AAs died.

Remove batteries, plug in micro usb cable into the controller and into the system. No batteries needed. 

When I first recognized an adult Chlumsky on tv, I actually gasped aloud and thought, “But she was killed!” while I’m the person who chides people for thinking any performers persona is like them as a person, but it so completely and unconsciously merged in my mind that she died as a child that I didn’t even know it…

Quality writeup, Dennis, I’m glad that we’re able to enjoy this end season considering the rough waters this series has had to endure.

You should pull over and refuse to drive further until she sits like a goddamn adult who doesn’t want to eat their own foot.

Love these descriptions and the game sounds so deep. But damn it also sounds like a job lol.