I’ve been putting together some twin ion engine effects for just this sort of occasion. 

We're talking about Subaru, come on. We haven't done that since like 2000.

Hell, I thought you were funny before, but this, this? Gold. Clearly written by a Star Wars fan that asks the hard questions. Thanks for being awesome... How about a Star Wars themed car article? Either customized Star Wars cars, or about the vehicles of SW? Don't worry haters, there will still be 1,000,000 articles…

Look at the Forester XT. Throw some WRX suspension on there, and you’ve got a very nice, turbo, AWD wagon. That’s what I’ve done 2x now and I’ll do it again. (MY10 FXT)