I’m no genius, but wasn’t that obvi that Bran clued the sisters in? He jumped in during the “trial” which, judging by the sisters’ unsurprised reaction, told me that the three siblings had been talking.

Plus Kim looks like she’s wearing blackface again. Her skin is the same color as her daughter’s in these photos.

Now I’m moving. Fuck you all. Seriously. I may be able to outlast 45 and his disgusting family but there is no way in hell this bunch of climbing bougie assholes represents this country.

But like... Sharlytte.

Hard pass.

Look what you made Kim do.

Three points, all perfect.

Right and now Veronica is the very typical pretty white girl bullied by a very diverse set of Heathers? What does that say, exactly? That POC and genderqueer people are to be feared more now? That doesn’t seem great. /understatement

Yuck. Heathers was the kind of lightning in a bottle weirdness that always sucks when people try to reboot it.

Nah.

It should be called “Madisons” or “Taylors”.

Plus now you have to kill a lesbian cos she’s part of the cool clique?

So we have a blonde girl and violent white dude who will be killing minorities, and we’re rooting for the Gap shoppers?

This just isn’t scanning.
Maybe they mix it up though. Different people will get killt.
Maybe that’s the whole point.

They had me at “well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.” I’m easy like that.

Yeah, no. Hard pass.

I HATE how they’ve been saying that they built this dramatic tension that makes you think that one or both of the Stark girls might try to kill the other. Umm, no sirs, you didn’t. You contrived drama for drama’s sake, engaged in some character assassination for an episode or two, and somehow think no one saw…

The showrunners have the lost the ability to even pretend to be good at subtle foreshadowing. DID YOU KNOW DANY CANT HAVE KIDS, EVERYONE????

I’m not convinced she’s pregnant either but I can’t figure out if she’s faking it or if she believes she is pregnant but she’s not. I think she’s a bit young for menopause but finding out she’s not only not pregnant, but also no longer able to be pregnant, while Dany IS pregnant, might put her over the edge.

She’s def not pregnant. I think Jamie is riding north to tell Jon and Dany that they’re not actually going to send men because he’s honorable but won’t disobey a direct order from Cersei, and while he’s in winterfell Bran is going to go all deadpan raven and drop some knowledge.

While Sansa and Arya were playing Littlefinger, B&W were playing themselves by not letting the audience in on the plot.

I think the GOT death rule is that nobody’s dead until you see them die, and even not then. Light a candle for my ginger prince, tho. He needs to make those giant babies with Brienne!