I like going to movies at the theatre.

Plus, the whole household shares that subscription. Everyone has to buy their own ticket to see a movie in the theater.

Okay, but that $9.47 movie ticket offers two hours of entertainment. A $15 streaming subscription offers as many hours of entertainment as you want.

Well, if we want to compare brother teams who direct high-budget genre content, the Duffer Brothers have managed to create a burgeoning media empire thanks to one show that everyone watches on their cellphones. And each new season of Stranger Things is definitely treated as an event, as the last month or so of pop…

Holy shit man, what is this?

Why does Will love Mike? Mike is the worst. What a useless, self centered, asshole he’s become the last couple of seasons. Will can do better. I sort of get why Eleven likes him. He was good to her at her most vulnerable at the start of the show but she should also move on.

I’d love to hear the alternate interpretation of that scene in the car where he tears up and his later conversation with his brother. Like seriously what did these people think was happening? 

That was my thought too. Mal and Evie would kick those guys’ asses.

The Disney Channel show?  Uh, okay....

As Abigail LemonParty intended it.

I had access to cable last month for the first time in years and it was astonishing that people are paying for a service that seems to mostly be about delivering Friends and Office reruns, home renovation shows and Food Network contest shows now.

 You're too stupid to have an opinion, be quiet. 

 Hush now, the grownups are talking. 

I found the “shockingly deep voice that triggers me all the way back to my high school cafeteria” line a bit sus, but it’s hard to know what it was meant to convey in the context of such a confusing article. And I think claiming pedophilic motives towards the teen muddies the water and detracts from the obvious point…

Oh I agree but after that was cleared up they immediately pivoted to accusing the author of thirsting for Noah Schnapp so yeah, it’s weird. 

To be fair the article is really badly written and I had to re-read it to understand what was going on. The line “Doja’s thirst for the Mindflayer Slayer” also confused me, since that was the S3 villain and Joseph Quinn wasn’t cast until S4. So I’m not surprised people are reading this as Doja thirsting for the child…

Yes, I said that in my other comments. I was clearing up LoremIpsum010101's confusion, who though Doja Cat was trying to fuck the 17 year-old. 

I had to look it up - Ali Michael (27 at the time) told Finn Wolfhard (14 at the time) to hit her up in four years.

This seems to happen a lot with the Stranger Things cast. Who was that famous woman tweeted Finn Wolfhard around season 1 or 2 to look her up when he turned 18? Yikes! 

You realize Doja Cat fabricated this whole episode on purpose to ride a little of that Stranger Things hype currently making the rounds, right?