Stop trying to infringe upon my right to criticize things via speech, twerp

That’s a whole lot of words to tell strangers on the internet that you don’t understand what freedom of speech means

The right to free speech is not the right to a Netflix special. Netflix can, and does, refuse to produce or air material every single day.

Oh christ, not this bullshit again. You don’t have to be a civil rights lawyer with a background in constitutional interpretation to know that that’s not what the right to free speech is, but as a civil rights lawyer with a background in constitutional interpretation, I can tell you that’s not what the right to free…

“You are no different than the conservatives who had the likes of George Carlin put in jail”

Yeah, when you find someone that wants it to be federally illegal for Chappelle to do whatever horseshit he’s doing, you go ahead and dig this speech back up out of the trash. As it stands you know full well everyone just wants him to know he’s doing horseshit and wish he’d stop.

“The more you say I can’t say something, the more urgent it is for me to say it. It has nothing to do with what you’re saying I can’t say.”

I sure hope this multi-millionaire can recover from the oppression of having young people saying his dated opinions and beliefs are bullshit.

This is a very good take

But cake tastes good.

Their cake recipe, you mean.

Have a designated spot for “cocktail hour” afterwards, play some light jazz, encourage them to buy soda in those faux champagne glasses you can get at the dollar store, it’s brilliant

If the movie industry builds an entire franchise on luring five-year-olds in with gibberish-spouting cartoon characters, it should also expect those children to grow up twelve years later and religiously spout gibberish back at the screen.

Alternatively, maybe directors and theaters should accept that they’re going to have an abnormal number of customers who will need to pee in the middle of their entertainment when the theater’s entire business model relies on selling massive concessions, and the movie’s entire business model relies on theaters.

Yeah, it doesn’t take a genius to diagnose what’s wrong with Subway: There are too many of them and the food isn’t good, from the bread to the meat to the toppings. It’s a sad sandwich. I’ll eat it if it’s my only option, but if I’ve got anywhere else to go, that’s what I’ll choose. I have such a sense memory of the…

Yes, definitely! My three teenagers (one boy, two girls) dressed up and went with their friends. Harmless fun!

They could start by burning all of their bread recipes and starting over.  

Probably after 2 years of a pandemic, getting dressed up for an outing with a group of friends seems like a great time. 

Yeah, I’m of the same opinion--that they’re removing the ONLY thing that makes them a viable food option

“The big social paradigm shift we need is for people to stop expecting every single piece of entertainment to fit their specific wants/needs.”