darthpumpkin
DarthPumpkin
darthpumpkin

Honestly, I just assume that any male television host of a certain age with perfect hair is wearing or applying something on a daily basis.

Me too. I guess sometimes a political prop is just a political prop.

I smell a Hulu Original Movie.

There’s no Barf Bag anymore, and I had to share this somewhere:

I mean, that would make the Cuyahoga less polluted...

I listened to a podcast about the history of Disneyland a few weeks ago, and the most interesting parts were about the land deals. Walt Disney’s original plans for the park were much grander, but speculators bought up all the surrounding land before he could and hemmed the park in with shops and hotels. To avoid a

If there’s ever an Amazon Museum, the first exhibit should be that barrel. Hell, put it in the lobby.

I’m pretty sure all of McHale’s free time is devoted to exercise and experimental hair retention regimens.

Time for another 30 Rock-type show lampooning NBC for letting an amazing comedy slate shrivel up and die.

Elon Musk vs. Germany is the Battle Royale I never knew I wanted.

Jack Dorsey was an idiot. Twitter bought Vine and then shut it down when it didn’t grow fast enough for their tastes.

I remember the last half of the last season being pretty meh, but I haven’t seen it in ages.

RIP. 80 feels too soon for such an amazing actress.

After the Tonight Show debacle, I’m not really surprised to learn that Leno doesn’t have a shred of humility or objectivity.

That color is amazing. I wish it was widely available in the U.S.

I agree—she seems pretty retired nowadays—but the list didn’t feel complete without her.

Where do I submit my list of alternative guest hosts for Sony’s consideration?

I prefer raw cereal and raw vegetables, but my gums and digestion don’t, so I rarely eat the former and always cook the latter.

Just wait until he runs for president in 2024.

I don’t know these people, but I kind of want to watch their sitcom.