After the Tonight Show debacle, I’m not really surprised to learn that Leno doesn’t have a shred of humility or objectivity.

That color is amazing. I wish it was widely available in the U.S.

I agree—she seems pretty retired nowadays—but the list didn’t feel complete without her.

Where do I submit my list of alternative guest hosts for Sony’s consideration?

I prefer raw cereal and raw vegetables, but my gums and digestion don’t, so I rarely eat the former and always cook the latter.

Just wait until he runs for president in 2024.

I don’t know these people, but I kind of want to watch their sitcom.

So, and I’m just spitballing here, but security clearances are no joke and DC’s marijuana laws still appear to be fairly draconian. Maybe there’s a risk that a staffer could be blackmailed over a routine, but still technically illegal, marijuana transaction or possession above the 2 oz. max?

Between Hannity’s vape pen and the “I have to PEEEEEE” guy last week, I’m starting to wonder if the Fox News production staff has finally had it with these fuckwits and are doing everything they can to undermine them.

Good god, that’s ridiculous. I assume Title IX doesn’t apply, since these are tournament, not school, facilities?

Dr. Krieger’s going to be crushed!

It’s the classic American family dilemma. You try getting 2.5 kids to school with just a sidecar!

Seen here auditioning to be the host of the Hunger Games.

You don’t enjoy the immersive experience of hearing and seeing your coworkers snacking on potato chips?

The synopsis threw me off, then I realized I was confusing She’s All That with the early-aughts Disney channel movie Motocrossed.

People use other senses when driving, too, particularly hearing.

Probably a slightly worse day for the eight people he killed.

“Yesterday was a really bad day for him and this is what he did.”

Zombie brands! Leeching money from unsuspecting customers for decades.

He’s just happy that Russia’s known for being good at something again. That hasn’t happened since Sputnik.