I assumed passwords because she used the information to cast 117 votes from student accounts in rapid succession using her phone and computer (according to CNN)

Laura Rose Carroll...illegally accessed student information system FOCUS to view all sorts of confidential records, including account information concerning 212 Tate High School students

Oh, this is theoretical. Just going by the title, I thought Buzz Aldrin masturbated in a used Tang pouch and tossed it out the hatch back in 1969.

But his kids are going to remain kids indefinitely, which means significant childcare costs for more than the usual 18 years.

For a second I thought the headline read “American Dad is dead.”

One of my Facebook friends was posting about how incredible this announcement was. I’m pretty sure this person is the polar opposite of those fuckwads politically, but they’re also a huge #FreeBritney supporter.

I feel like that was actually discussed last year when the first checks came out—that Trump’s signature delayed delivery a bit.

“Following discussions with ITV, Piers Morgan has decided now is the time to leave Good Morning Britain. ITV has accepted this decision and has nothing further to add.”

At first I thought he published in one of those “we’ll release anything for the right price” journals, but nope.

I’m sure he’s not worried. Even if he gets fired, there are plenty of job openings in the U.S. for professors of...Japanese legal studies.

I know what is NOT real Star Trek.

He was a contestant on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune a few weeks ago and I almost didn’t recognize him. I assumed Price is Right was on a COVID hiatus or something.

Spinning® - it’s a good trick.

Food delivery probably makes up for it, at least for Uber. I don’t know if Lyft does that, too.

Is there a mechanism to turn states back into territories? Between this asshole, Kristi Noem, and that AG who killed a man, I feel like we need one just for the Dakotas.

Agreed. “Dems Try to Cancel Senate Parliamentarian for Doing Her Job” is a Fox News headline we shouldn’t be writing for them.

It goes well with the new mail carrier uniform:

Given their ages, I always assumed the parents or agents decided how the kids’ names would be listed in the credits, and used full names by default. 

Didn’t JTT deliberately step away from acting? He was the Zac Efron of his time and I feel like he could’ve become an A-list movie star if he really wanted to.

Huge Frasier fan here and yeah, I’ll check it out but I’m not really sure what to expect, or even if it’s necessary. We’ve already had 20 years of Fraiser.