darthpumpkin
DarthPumpkin
darthpumpkin

Same. I’m around your age. I’m aware of the name “Punky Brewster” in passing, but assumed it was a 50s comic strip or something. I had no idea that it was a reasonably popular 80s sitcom, or that there was a revival.

Enterprise was syndicated, according to Wikipedia. I think by the mid-aughts 98 episodes was considered “close enough.”

Rush Limbaugh died, too. I guess Trump Plaza was his last horcrux.

I’m stunned that his ad actually worked (and yes, having $10,000 to spend on a fucking WSJ ad about personal internet is peak white people shit), but another service is probably not an option for this guy.

I did like some of B99's subtler jabs at policing in general, like how two of the candidates for NYPD commissioner were white guys named John Kelly.

I read a bunch of Redwall books as a kid and the extensive feast descriptions are pretty much the only thing I remember.

This show can stay on the air forever as long as Patrick Stewart continues to stop by every few episodes to say insane shit.

They’ll patch things up with a nice, informal hunting trip.

Instead of Frasier+Picard, let’s do Frasier+Worf and have them argue about which ramekin is an appropriate serving dish for gagh. 

I can see the appeal. Silicon Valley had a good run and the WeWork shenanigans were very similar.

I’ll never understand you denizens of the East Coast.

Hey now, that’s no way to talk about the man who co-starred in The Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp!

I wonder if the studios have discussed buying the rights to Harry Potter outright (like Disney did with Star Wars, but for different reasons).

“Did I mention my dad is GOVERNOR MIKE HUCKABEE?!?”

I never noticed those dead eyes of his before. Yikes.

I’m a little surprised that Bobs Burgers (the series) hasn’t made the jump to Disney+ yet. The movie seems like a perfect fit, too, though I wouldn’t object to seeing it in a theatre when it’s safe.

The call button itself isn’t new, but Trump using it in the Oval Office might have been. He was apparently bragging about it’s specific, Coke-related functionality at one point.

President Biden has removed a button from the desk in the Oval Office that summoned a butler to bring Diet Coke.

I guess Joe Biden killed the Kraken.