Theodore Roosevelt because, after seeing Trump, there’s a 99% chance he’d simply storm the White House and take over.

If only there was a catchy name for schemes like this. 

Snowpiercer born again, moves to TBN.

Perhaps we can find new ways to motivate him.

Acme? Must be an East Coast thing. Do they also sell gear to capture road runners?

He is. On Girl Meets World, he was played by Uriah Shelton, who is now 22, according to Wikipedia.

I think that’s par for the course on the Disney channel. Unless a show is a monster hit, like Hannah Montana, it only gets 60-80 episodes.

Thanks. I’ll have to try that.

I saw these last week at Panda (didn’t taste) and was wondering when they started serving 7-Eleven’s day-old chicken fingers.

There’s a particular corner of the internet that insists Hillary Clinton is into that sort of thing.

Pour over coffee makers are your friend. Easy to clean when paired with a disposable coffee filter, and you get a better-tasting cup of coffee as well.

This is clearly a false flag operation by eBay.

Would you mind sharing the ratio of baking soda/vinegar for that drain unclogging mix?

Great job, Tyler. By posting this so-called “innocent message,” you activated a dozen Soviet sleeper agents. At this very moment, they are establishing Russian footholds in retirement homes across the U.S.

Murphy Brown (the original) wasn’t available widely on DVD or streaming prior to its reboot (and still isn’t, as far as I know), possibly due to the cost of the rights for the songs used in the credits. It’s hard to gin up interest in the revival when the original has all but disappeared for 20 years.

(unless they’re REALLY into cocaine)

Because it’s sharing a universe with Archer: 1999.

My entire belief system was upended when I saw full-sized Krackel bars in a checkout line a couple of years ago. Before that, I thought they only existed as miniatures.

Forget A-listers. I know who should host this.

I guess we know who to blame when all the bears go extinct.