I can’t believe they don’t serve snake. Snake! SNAAAAAKE!

C’est la V has come to.

MGS4! Clearly Old Snake with young snake face camo on ;p

le Metal Gear...?

one that wants to sell food

All these years we thought liquid had killed and replaced him at shadow moses, but I guess he played us like a damn fiddle.

K-Kaz?!

How much for the Diamond Dogs bottles? =O

Having visited France, I can assure you this man has no idea what Metal Gear is.

What kind of Metal Gear restaurant doesn’t serve field rations? smh.

...You knew?! Metal Gear café is one of the most secret black projects! How did you know that?!

Most loyal customer?

Least favourite option: the Kojima Roast.

...but does it have pachinko?

I don’t know if that’s a joke, but it’s hilarious.

Every time I read about Destiny, it sounds like it’s basically another version of Warframe...

P D Shoot is, I think, a hero by any definition that allows for fictional characters.

> Loads up MGS
> Presses ‘start’
> Highlights ‘Load game’
> Presses X
> Presses ‘start’
> Highlights ‘Load game’
> Presses Circle

That’s really the crux of the problem. Nobody wants science that they don’t want to hear.