darthplanet
Darth Planet
darthplanet

28 years in the business and counting.

Seize the means of video game production \o/

I guess that actually releasing a Iwata Smash Sword figher amiibo doesn’t mesh well with Shinto (or budhist) pracitices concerning the departed, but I really wish they’d make one.

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

That headline is a mess, Ethan. I had to read it like 3 times to realize “Horror Fighting Game People” wasn’t a single concept.

And so, the fate of Episode 3 was determined by man’s desire to throw money at a random number generator for little more than digital hats and pretty weapon skins.

Good to see they haven’t lost the goofy side of Resi. Now if they could just let us play as tofu man...

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.

I wouldn’t call Insomniac Games a two-man team.

I look forward to the day when atheists can encounter religion without being total assholes about it.

Because the only thing different with the “hardest” difficulty is that it’s permadeath (if you die, it wipes your save, and you are literally finished). While it would be fine to just let people select it, many people would select it accidentally (I want the “hardest” without paying attention, and then be pissed they

Nowhere did I say that you needed to phrase it exactly like that. But nice deflection.

The entire point of art/film/game criticism is to help people make informed choices about what they buy.

So you’ve never, say, looked at a movie you’ve been looking forward to, only to read a review/hear friends talking about it/see comments online that it’s a steaming turd and think, “How disappointing for it turn out like that. Guess I won’t be seeing that?”

Because hes smart enought to read the now available info and can possibly still return/exchange it. Dedede.

Jesus, “it’s truly sad?” Really?

Lots of snippy replies, but if I were you, I’d return your unopened copy and wait for it to go on sale. It probably won’t take long before prices start dropping on it. It sounds like it would be a great game at a more appropriate price. Probably should’ve been a $15 downloadable title.

LOL that’s a very well done video. I’d say I had more fun watching this than the few hours I have with the game.

Now playing

Its truly sad how disappointing this game turned out to be, I don’t know if I should open my copy or not now, but it seems everyone finds the game to be a missed opportunity.

And here I leave you with this...