oh look the little neo-Nazi is using whataboutism. I’ve seen you pathetic trash play this game on Twitter. No one gives a flying fuck that someone said something mean about shitty white people and it hurt the feelings of bigoted shitty white people.

This is Danny. My wife and I adopted her about 2 months ago. She’s a pointer, pit bull, Chihuahua, German Shepherd and a bunch of other things mix. She’s super high energy and can be pretty damn annoying at times, but she’s mostly great

My giant Great Dane puppy and my old cocker mix.

What you mean is that you don’t give a fuck, and therefore you assume no one else does either.

I am a beer snob, you drink whatever the hell you want. As long as you are happy and not hurting anyone you do not need to explain yourself to anyone.

This was shocking to me too- and then I remembered that the “liberal media” doesn’t really exist and never did.

Hurry up and open that tomb. Dude still owes me a skateboard.

Damn LeBron really making hard to keep up my irrational dislike of him.

Absolutely. Hence why I find comfort in friendly, non-committed, shoulder shrugging agnosticism. I know that I know nothing and likely never will. I’ve been seduced by the siren song of neutrality.

I live in a small town in central Mexico, and I while I was at the neighborhood grocery store, they ran the WWE clip on Mexican TV. Half of the people in the store gasped, others started shaking their heads, and one fellow asked, “How can a man who acts like that be president?”

I didn’t hear a word he was saying either. I was in the shower using a loofah.

I didn’t hear a word he said, I was looking at the police record where Bill O’Reilly choked his ex-wife in front of his teenage children. Why is a wife beater who lost legal access to his children allowed to BE on TV anyway

After April 1's 89-79 loss to the Lakers:

While I agree that the vast majority of any given human’s efforts will probably affect the universe at-large not one fucking bit, seeing the process of ‘living’ as completely pointless has extremely limited value. I mean, when the city comes calling, looking for their money for the water, if I use the ‘in a hundred…

Commenting from Mom’s basement 2017:

If you are commenting on ‘clickbait’, then you are part of the problem.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

I used to do this a LOT, actually - with one small exception. I would smoke a bowl and then pour honey directly into my mouth before eating most of a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread and go to bed until it was Monday.

“already been vaped” or (or alternately avb - already vaped bud). It’s basically the leftovers when you use flower in a vaporizer like the Pax. The vape essentially decarbs the flower, and you can (and I have) pretty much just sprinkle it on peanut butter and eat it and blast off. It’s pretty much a frugal stoner’s…