There’s a greenish butter you can find in some locations that apparently does wonders for the brownies. Makes them taste a little “earthy” but it’s well worth it.

Oh wow... A comment from 2014 warning me that this article is from 2010. Your 2 year old comment just saved me a trip out of town to grab my camera.

I’m pretty sure January 20th, 2017 will be darker.

Is there a more “Tim Duncan” dessert than carrot cake?

Well, that fucking did it - I need to excuse myself for a few minutes, sorry.

Goddammit and now I’m a pile of ribbons at my desk.

It’s going out swinging. I’m worried about Ozzy, Willie Nelson, and Stan Lee.

Incredibly sad news. His return talking to Pop was one of the most heartwarming NBA moments ever.

Damn, he and Paperboy just can’t get along at these sporting events

Hell or High Water doesn’t make *the top THIRTY FIVE*???? Does he even watch movies?

All you need to know about this guy is that he put the Sully at #3 on his list. Sully was a bad but not necessarily terrible movie, it was just a nothing movie—totally boring and without any spark of life or imagination. It made America’s favorite uncle Tom Hanks seem either boring or unlikable. Afterward, I walked…

From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.

UM EXCUSE ME MINNEAPOLIS IS THE SHIT

If you didn’t know not to add ice or water, then you are as dumb as you are ugly.

Me too! What do you put in yours? I do:

1.) Red wine, to taste

Is “pro-tip” what you call the end of that finger when you’re done?

Reel it back Orange Julius.

For smoother, colder, less-watery smoothies: frozen banana. Keep a few bananas (peeled, partway-sliced, encased in plastic wrap) in the freezer. Toss a few chunks in the blender—they’re smoothening, non-watery ice cubes (cylinders).

WOMP WOMP