my dude I used to live in wisconsin

There’s a greenish butter you can find in some locations that apparently does wonders for the brownies. Makes them taste a little “earthy” but it’s well worth it.

Oh wow... A comment from 2014 warning me that this article is from 2010. Your 2 year old comment just saved me a trip out of town to grab my camera.

I’m pretty sure January 20th, 2017 will be darker.

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe that there’s such a thing as a loving, two-parent, home. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

I’ll be drawing more of these characters for days. I was entranced by them. So much heartache and heroism. Cassian is my favorite.

Is there a more “Tim Duncan” dessert than carrot cake?

Well, that fucking did it - I need to excuse myself for a few minutes, sorry.

Goddammit and now I’m a pile of ribbons at my desk.

It’s going out swinging. I’m worried about Ozzy, Willie Nelson, and Stan Lee.

Incredibly sad news. His return talking to Pop was one of the most heartwarming NBA moments ever.

You know what I want for Christmas?

Damn, he and Paperboy just can’t get along at these sporting events

Hell or High Water doesn’t make *the top THIRTY FIVE*???? Does he even watch movies?

All you need to know about this guy is that he put the Sully at #3 on his list. Sully was a bad but not necessarily terrible movie, it was just a nothing movie—totally boring and without any spark of life or imagination. It made America’s favorite uncle Tom Hanks seem either boring or unlikable. Afterward, I walked…

just give him some plastic keys and he’ll lose interest

For people who hate “political correctness” and “victimhood culture” and all that bullshit, you all sure do get your panties in a wad when somebody makes fun of you.

The fact that Star Wars is about rebels buckling against the status quo IS a political act. You have to be willfully ignorant to demonize a piece of media for being political.

From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.