a Covenant-sympathizing human named Makee (CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!)

He had the unfortunate reaponsibility of being the first one to bring the Bad News to the industry, but the next guy won’t suffer the same fate.

Molecule Man: Spiderman, what do you hear?

I’m sure noted Hollywood superstar Jonathan Majors, along with the guy who is fucking RIHANNA, are worried about hot takes from poorly-edged Candace Owens 

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

the real question is, what color is her buggati?

This show sounds very interesting to me, but I had already decided not to watch it because I’m past the point in my life where I can consume content about cruelties of slavery.  It’s too affecting to me now.  However, I’m glad to hear that this show doesn’t dwell on them to the point of making it Black-pain-porn, so I…

While still disappointing, I don’t find it very surprising that a developer from a country in which 98% of the population share the same ethnicity and culture struggles to grasp the depht and importance of representation issues.

Tom Hanks is wondering what he has to do to get Chet to stop talking to him.

“Gay rights are a personal freedom that is widely, albeit imperfectly, possessed.”

Why did they feel like holding onto these IPs?

Screw everyone, I loved the show. It’s especially telling that there were an equal number of people accusing it of both being too much like the original show, or not enough. And I absolutely loved what they did with Julia and just laughed at all the people saying it wasn’t true to the character. Because oh yeah, there…

Now everyone can experience what it’s like living on Earth for 24 episodes while Goku is busy training 

Yup. Dodged a bullet there didn’t we.

Stephen Totilo hired me! And to answer your other question (which would have been answered with a little more reading):

That’s unfortunate... *continues to play Torchlight II*

I heard it was uncut.

No, it’s the same Geraldo. This is quite obviously a personal beef. Geraldo thinks Bongino is a hack, Bongino thinks Geraldo’s an old hack. I don’t want to take sides, but they’re right.

Ol’ girl really said “coloureds” like she was a time-travelling racist; I can’t. Smh, take your ass to the whites only unemployment line.