First rule of owning a gun for personal protection. Don’t tell other people you have a gun for personal protection.

And one more thing...she could have just called the fucking phone...

This is something I don’t understand about a lot of complaints I’ve been reading: everyone referring to Georgiou as “Space Hitler” and how she can’t reform or earn redemption. She lived in an alternate universe where society EXPECTED her to act like a monster, she was morally correct over there and had no realistic…

The way my petty is set up....

I imagine it was something like this.

Naw, they’ll use this one:

PEOPLE ARE FED UP...

Fortnite’s players are about to teach Fortnite about racism.

Black people have been shot for holding cell phones, tools, toys, etc that supposedly looked like guns. The difference here is that anyone thinking about shooting these black people knows they will be defended.

Write this article but from the perspective of how when playing as the British Empire and Commonwealth forces you’re nearly always in an entirely White army despite the Empire being predominantly made up of Asian and African peoples or how no campaign ending ever has “and by jove, who cares if Bengal starved and…

Warren was not a perfect candidate, but she was the most competent candidate this year.

And then, she had to go settle for KFC, like the fucking heathen she is!

I wanna kill this idea so bad my dick’s hard.

The assholes who are blaming video games for Vanilla Isis can go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw. Those were two different grown ass men who wanted to lash out at non-White people because they feel entitled to everything and they’re terrified by their irrelevance.

My friend Liz says you have to fight too much with King Crab to get to the meat,

White woman on my job wanted to touch my hair.
She said, “It looks so soft.”
I said, “Can I rub on your pregnant belly?”
“No.”
“See? Same thing.”

Probably the best thing I’ve seen all week:

Les Miserables would have been a lot shorter if Jean Valjean would have just explained that he didn’t know the bread was a sentimental item.