Anyone following that Twitter feed wouldn't have noticed anyway. Everything they say is fake.

I'd like to carry something on my keyring that shocks others' dogs every time they get within a foot of me. Can we start working on that. I'm not a dog person. At all.

The problem isn't the twig, it's the berries. If you're sitting on your penis, you're doing it wrong.

I like Google, don't get me wrong, but Google+ is Facebook with StickCam added on. I'll try it to be sure, but it's not the second coming that every tech journalist seems to think it is.

This just in: Um...who cares?

It is a thermal printer. I've used this particular model before. Brilliant concept, but a waste of paper.

They forgot to mention some of the other cool things about Google music that totally kick Amazon Mp3's ass. Google music lets you edit the ID3 tags, which is very useful if your music collection has some relics left over from the *ahem* Napster days. It allows me to fix other people's stupidity (Hint: All spoofs are…

You can't really use most Android apps to their full potential without the context menu button. The back button is also massively useful. Search...well...we can't all be winners. I think the writer of this article is a recovering (or current) iOS addict if they think only one button is useful, and they are missing out…

Don't care. Android.

Well, I guess we know where the paper sisters are living now.

First off, that McD logo is seriously out of date. I was still working there when their logo looked like that, and that was 8 years ago now.

If only we could get him to disown Fable 3, I'd feel better.

I have no qualms whatsoever with Netflix. There's millions of things I've never seen, that I can and, thanks to them, will enjoy. However, I do wish there was a service that did offer first runs and such on a consistent basis across all networks and platforms. Hulu had promise to become this, but thanks to all the…

It's easily my favorite of the handhelds.

They forgot Minish Cap.

I'll just keep playing Mass Effect. You see, Bioware makes good games too.

Dang it! I was going to be getting a Thunderbolt on Friday. I want 4G, and my Droid 1 is showing it's age more than ever. This is a deal breaker for me, though. I can't afford the Droid whatever 4G from Samsung (it's still $300-ish), which is what I'd like. So now I'm stuck. Well, crap.

I too have played them all. I'm also a RB fan, so no worries there. I played SW1 and SW2 on the computer, and every other one on the Xbox. I've got 100% completion on all of them except Indiana Jones 2, which I've finished but haven't achievment mined yet. I will be purchasing Pirates on Friday. Trust me, some people…

IS it still the same game type? Don't care.

No, we don't want them to upgrade the console market more often. Gaming is a hardware investment that I don't want to make every couple of years. For me, as a Rock Band fanatic, it's even worse. I've spent more than $500 dollars on peripherals and downloaded tracks. The moment a new system comes out, all that stuff…