@achilleselbow: Your argument is ridiculously moot. You're arguing the semantics of the word theft while (you think) cleverely fitting in your moral justification for stealing music. I don't agree with the RIAA about pretty much anything as far as their handling of the situation, but you're making any genuinely…

I'm a fairly stereotyped gamer. Why do I need ESPN on my Xbox? How about Hulu, like you promised? Also, more subscribers means more people paying into the system. It should get cheaper per person as the amount goes up. XBL is the standard by which others should try to make their online offerings, too true, so I'm…

Bottom line for me: How do I activate actions? Okay driving games I pretend I'm holding a steering wheel and press down with my foot for the gas, but how do I brake? How do I turn on my afterburner? How do I switch to a rearview for a moment to see what's going on behind me? This is to say nothing about more…

@Lexen: I was Mex: Also, many games colorcode things based on the color of the buttons, and use callouts for controls on-screen in those colors. Just one more thing for people less familiar with the controller to get past. Color coding was too easy, or what?

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

First thing I ever bought off XBLA was Pacman: CE. I still play it, so I'll be getting this as soon as they let me.

The Japanese PS2 was white. I've got a friend who owns one.

@wanderingrabbi: NO, seriously, the video, in and of itself is kind of impressive. I'm not part of the cross-dressing group, but hey, if that's your thing... His bass playing is good, and it's the kind of thing that YouTube thrives on.

@j14: August 2007, yes.

@zhinker: The $10 only applies to overage charges assuming you've already paid for one of the above tiers. If you download ala carte, it's 1.99/MB. The most rediculously overpriced thing ever. At that price 1GB would be $2037.76.

@llamalounge: Shhhh! We don't want them figuring that out. If advertisers knew no one was clicking, things wouldn't be free. You have to keep the secret!

How dare you lead with a headline that says new Kindom Hearts, showing hi-res graphics, then write a story about yet ANOTHER rehash of earlier work on a handheld system. Kotaku: report news, not pageview bate. SquareEnix: get your fraking act together and release anything worth my time, preferably (actual) new…

Done. FF is dead to me for the foreseeable future.

I just question Best Buy's hiring process when choosing people for Geek Squad. I was prucahsing something once, and to speed up the line they opened a register at the geek squad counter. I was helped by someone in the GS shirt. During my purchase the printer in the register ran out of paper. It took the employee…

Isn't he also the much-sung hero? Just sayin'.

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: Seriously, that is the geekiest rant I've ever read IRL. I imagine your voice sounds like the Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons. I'm a Star Wars fan as well, but pointing out spelling errors for a made up animal whose name is never written in the actual movie? Really? REALLY?

@WalnutSoap: Thoroughbred of Sin: Yup. Double take has been initiated.

Yay! Win/Win for me.

The choice of using three years "conveniently" coincides with the time that Apple has been making smart phones. Obviously, this enhances their appearance over, for instance, Motorola and HTC, because Android has only been on the market for 2 years, and only really catching fire (admittedly an inferno's worth) for…

@Timmy: I agree.