“Perhaps with more restrictions we’ll have more alternatives to choose from.” LOL! This is the dumbest line of thought I’ve seen in a while! Are you going to pay $49 for chapstick? Are you going to pay $230 for an iPhone case? Are you going to drive a car that has paper mache dash board? Are you going to drink…

I wonder if you have a clue how many petroleum products you use in your life? US Automobile consumption is less than 3% of the petroleum products used in the US. Every time someone wants to find an alternative to Eastern oil, you freaks go nuts over it. At the same time, you use petroleum products in EVERY ASPECT…

It’s like every beehive they see, they gotta find a stick and poke it, and then they whine and cry and scream and bitch and moan about their bee stings for years afterward.

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

Imagine the same policy told to the delicate flowers of Oberlin...

This is one leaked nude I’m going to have to pass on.....

Moon tea. Fuck that little embryonic shit.

Not to sound snarky, but isn’t the Death Star somewhat* out of place on this list?

I’m not feeling Jon Snow’s decision making, atleast feel out House Manderly before you try to kamikaze Winterfell.

For when the One Sports Network comes

Yep. Hence why I think what this judge said is completely reasonable.

Well, that’s a different issue - and one that is also problematic.

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

Your city is doing something wrong if the highlight of being there is trophies from a sport.

Bastard

You know, it’s pretty terrible and unethical of Gawker to keep deleting comments about your irresponsible article about the Conde Nast guy.

You’ve written countless articles about Reddit where you search deep into their comments to cherry-pick shit and use it to chastize Reddit as a whole. Now you’re pulling and…

You are when you make them into victims of racism because people are discussing their crimes. They are not victims. They attacked that girl. She is the victim and should be supported. They should be jailed and then deported. They are also likely quite rich so I have a secondary concern that they will get leniency…

“I’m going to die before anyone knows I’m hot.”

Are they still hiring for the jacker?

I dunno, I’m moderately anti-GMO (and completely pro-GMO labeling) but if they can guarantee me comically oversized fruits then as long as they are labeled as GMOs, I am in.