My uncle, the same one that took me to a Led Zeppelin show in 1978, when I was an infant and he was supposed to be babysitting, is a lifelong Aerosmith fan. From his stories, I can confirm that they treat their fans right. He’s on a first name basis with everyone in the band, has been on tour and on vacation with…

Dear Shirley Perkins,

If she's the right answer, I'll pay my own expenses to take care of that situation, and that's before I found out that she could sing. You can totally see Grey Worm praying harder than he'd ever done anything for his balls to grow back in that river. . .