darthmatt
Darth Matt
darthmatt

I’m white, so it’s okay for me to say that I hate white people. I’m not even kidding, we make me so uncomfortable or upset 90% of the time. It’s not even funny anymore... I need to move away from my rich-white-suburban-golfing-loudmouth- secretlyracist town. I can’t stand these people. I’d do anything to move back to

Of course nobody is required to suppress how they feel about this issue, but it’s helpful to try and be mindful of the fact that reality isn’t dictated by what the public, or our culture, thinks. The media and entertainment industries, as well as many of our cultural norms, are distorting lenses through which we’re

I figure that Mayweather is going to have to go on the offensive because he’s gonna look bad if the match goes the distance and he he merely manages to beat this non-boxer by the judges’ decision. Maybe, just maybe, this won’t be another “defensive masterclass.” Boxing is supposed to be entertaining, though I admit

“I am sad and upset that an athlete I cheered for has decided to play for a different team.” That’s all anyone needs to say rather than burning clothing and posting the images online. I mean, you don’t even need to add any forced sentiments about wishing so-and-so well in his new town or thanking him for playing well

Would it help if the maximum salary that a team could offer was much higher for the players it drafted? It would make building a good team through the draft more feasible for teams in the less-desirable cities. Paul George obviously really wants to be a Laker, but it would give Indiana a chance to keep him if the

The premier league isn’t extremely uncompetitive. It used to be, but nowadays there are six teams fighting for the title, and when you factor in the fight for European spots there are more teams with a lot to play for each week. The format makes it more interesting for every team, since even the worst clubs are

I could never say this out loud in my community, but every year I become more and more put off by the fourth of July. Honestly, I can’t stand the rabid patriotism.

All my dad ever reads/watches, especially on the fourth, is stuff about American history. Nothing else. And yet, when we have conversations that have anything to do with race, he’s ignorant and confused as can be. It’s embarrassing and infuriating to me. White America is set in its ways and self-centered, and most of

I have to admit, I’ve read the last two paragraphs several times and gone through the comment section, and I don’t understand what we’re upset about.

The obsession with parity around here is weird as hell. You’re talking about a team that, for forty years, hasn’t been mediocre or meh, but downright laughably awful. Finally they’ve built a great team that plays thrilling basketball and their loyal-as-hell fans who’ve supported the team through sooo many losing

Ermagerd fuck da Werryers!!

I don’t want to be just another hater, but Microsoft’s E3 press conferences have never grabbed my attention or pulled me in. I think we all have our own personal tastes, and I’m only speaking for myself the only game that really had me excited is AC: Origins, and I won’t have to buy an Xbox in order to play it.

Why? This isn’t even a battle I want to participate in anymore, because regardless of what I believe, the best I could ever hope to be in a feminist’s eyes is something between potentially dangerous and a dingleberry. Feminism has become so intolerant of discussion and the exchange of ideas that it is almost as

The male ally has always been somewhere between a potentially dangerous enigma and a dingleberry

Then what did you mean by the term “pinkie”?

Procedural generation in general makes me uneasy. I’d rather play a game with a few carefully (and purposefully) crafted levels or areas than a game with tons of worlds that were generated randomly. I hate the idea of exploring an in-game region that wasn’t designed and built by people with a strict vision in mind,

So much violence.

Honestly, to hell with just about anyone who tries to prevent people from recording confrontations like this. If you don’t want your actions recording, then what you (or your dumbass lummox of a father) are doing is probably wrong and you know it.

I just can’t understand why anyone would do anything except walk by and continue with their day, maybe casting a smirk in the guy’s direction. Why do anything at all? If you’re super gung-ho about it then maybe alert management inside the restaurant, but even this seems odd to me. Just move on with your life. I know

And then it turns out the Texas Strangler has a gun as well, thus igniting a giant shoot-out that was triggered by a drunk man peeing on a wall. 2nd Amendment enthusiasts then twist this into a discussion about public drunkenness.