darthmatt
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1. Walk on by, maybe glare at the guy pissing on the wall

If some dingus called into my radio show to play with the idea of a baseball team going 162-0, I’d keep that caller on for at least a segment or two and have some fun with him. I mean, you sort of want to examine and study the sort of mind that can realistically conceive a 162 game winning streak. He must be a gold

Money alone doesn’t guarantee European success (ask Manchester City and PSG).

People say Real Madrid are like the Yankees of soccer, but the Yankees aren’t even the Real Madrid of baseball. What I mean is, the Yankees buy a lot of top players but at the same time, they develop a lot of their own talent and have their own identity. When it comes to Real Madrid, the first thought that always

I don’t think it’s at all out of the realm of possibility that Cleveland wins the next two games. It’s not likely, but I can see Cleveland getting into a rhythm with the crowd behind them and getting back into this series.

Seems like Barry is the only writer here who is willing to write a positive story about the Warriors.

I thought that this year’s game 1 had the largest audience since ‘98? Or maybe I’m thinking of something else.

It seems like a normal occurrence for there to be a couple of dominant teams, or even a single dominant team, in the NBA at a given time. In my lifetime it has been the Bulls, Lakers, Spurs, Celtics, Heat and Warriors at different times.

Just an example of why growing up in the age of social media is tough. Everyone is living a life of fun and bliss except you.

Cannes, at least on the prestige oriented side of things, is going to largely have depictions of people being shitty, shitty people or getting shit all over because that’s what the pinkie arching asshats who think Cannes is the height of film culture want to see because they think it’s cool or some stupid shit like

At least Ruth didn’t choose to go into publishing textbooks. Ruth’s Thesaurus. Ruth’s Science. etc.

Buster and the rest of the Giants have won two World Series titles since Strickland got rocked by Bryce Harper. Hunter Strickland is the only guy in the ballpark who cares even a little bit about those home runs, and now Posey is probably going to pay for it with a fastball to the ribs. Some of baseball’s old-school

Other than the fact that they’re really good, what makes the Warriors such villains? Especially considering how long-suffering Golden State fans were for such a long time. The team was built through the draft, outside of Durant, which is usually considered a positive thing unlike Lebron returning to Cleveland only

No kidding. We’re all only human. But don’t you think there’s more nuance here worth discussing? I mean, if you’ve ever made a mean comment or hurt somebody’s feelings, you somehow have no right to call out or criticize a bully who does it frequently and habitually? (That’s intended metaphorically... Not saying Ball

White privilege is very real but the idea that being born white means you have a ticket to an easy life is a farce. Of course the media would get on the case of a white father who acted like Lavar Ball does. He sometimes sounds outright deluded, but he’s only part of a large group of parents who live vicariously

IL-2 Sturmovik and/or Birds of Steel should’ve received full entries on the list, without a doubt. Two of my favorite games of the last generation. The attention to detail was astounding and you could tell that these games were a labor of love for the developers. For history buffs especially interested in WW2, it’s

“I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

You may not like it, but it is absolutely true that the women who look like supermodels tend to be dumb as rocks and unable to have an interesting conversation. Honestly, you haven’t had the exact same experience with men who are obsessed with their own looks?

You record yourself on your phone asking am I being forced to disembark despite being a ticketed passenger? And then pursue your legal remedies later—whip up a storm on twitter and or sue United.

Yeah, I still think the liers have the advantage over the zards and the tics.