Righty tighty, leftie loosie.

Alternatively:

I’d probably pay a surcharge just for the convenience.

Nine male students at La Vernia High School (Texas) have been arrested in connection with allegations of sexual assault involving hazing in the boys’ sports programs, according to multiple reports.

Texans: “Only real men allow themselves to be sodomized for the sake of team unity. Something the marxist regressive left wants to ban (unity) since they hate American freedom. What’s next sharia law?”

I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t want to “go to war” with a bunch of guys who haven’t jammed something up my ass.

I was invited to be a pretend horse once. I said “Nay”.

So that’s the locker room talk Trump was going on about. It all makes sense now.

It’s already catching on in the States too.

I didn’t think it would be possible for shit to stink any worse, but there it is.

Eh, this is just locker room talk

If this is where we’re dumping unneeded, poor-taste jokes, I’m tossing this here

What do you think, you’re gonna use the UNthreaded end??? Amateur.

When I was in high school, hazing consisted of getting the freshmen to shave their head at the first pasta party. If a kid was a real prima Donna we let him not do it and just silently hated him for the rest of the season.

“with the threaded end of a carbon-dioxide tank.” ????

See what happens when you cut sex ed funding?

TIL; Forced Sodomy is encourage BEFORE applying to Baylor.

“Every time we turn around..... we find deodorant, broomsticks, poles, and such pushed up a kid’s anus”... JFC! Well, jail will be interesting for those young men.

You know, when I said “hey, give me a story to distract myself from how bad the Pistons are” this isn’t exactly what I meant

Meh. As long as it was done in the correct bathroom, it’s really not that big of a deal. Texas Boys will be Texas Boys.