Oh sure everything looks bad if you remember it!

This absolutely has to be the centerpiece of his defense. “Ladies and gentlemen, this young lady wants you to believe the impossible...”

I think it sounds like she is out for money.

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

Engel’s most famous and controversial novel was Bear (1976), a tale of erotic love between a librarian and a bear.^[1] Her editor at Harcourt Brace rejected the manuscript noting that: “Its relative brevity coupled with its extreme strangeness presents, I’m afraid, an insuperable obstacle in present circumstances.”…

Ordering for my kids sounds like Trump calling a Russian escort service: Give me three 5's and a 6.

Ice cream cake. Pros: Ben and Jerry’s, Coldstone. Cons: Dairy Queen (is that even cake?) and Carvel (just... no. East Coast garbage.)

I didn’t know anything about it until I was on my way to Yellowstone, but Craters of the Moon National Monument was really, really unique.

I see your point about North Dakota but I have a hard time imagining anyone choosing to go to Arkansas for any reason. After those Standing Rock protests North Dakota just might have passed Arkansas for visitors.

It’s happened to me several times; maybe I’m just unlucky.

I had no idea Baskin Robbins made Se7en-themed ice cream cakes ...

Headphones don’t block out the kid behind you kicking your seat.

Well, technically, the Grand Tetons are the tits.

Alaska is amazing and a pretty popular for tourists. They even have their own airline.

What about his Irish cousin, Cookie O’Puss?

-No one goes to North Dakota, but NO ONE visits Alaska.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Half of Greek Mythology is literally “Zeus was horny, so he turned into like, a goat, then banged some lady and had a child”