Florida? Florida?!?

I think you drop Michigan and take maybe Vermont, if only for the maple syrup and Ben and Jerry’s. Or maybe Maine for the lobster. Way better than whatever Michigan brings to the table.

I bet the highlighter circler is old enough to have used faxes with thermal paper. Back in the day, anything you actually highlighted on thermal paper would turn completely black within a matter of weeks, thereby destroying the exact data you thought was so important in the first place. So you quickly learned to…

Bill — we don’t work together anymore, you can’t just take my idea of doing a lame talk show for a few weeks and being so terrible at it that it gets cancelled almost immediately and do it for another network. It’s not yours.

Man, I would take like 8 of the shittiest, reddest, GOP filled states and make a new country with them. Let them have the lil slice of redneck heaven. Then the rest of us can be a little happier.

Not sure, but let me tell you how this beef can be explained via the 2004 Boston Red Sox.

Bill, you can’t take responding to viewer/reader mail and write about it on another website, it’s not yours.

I liked Grantland but I think the reason I miss it is the same reason I miss the pizza place I went to in high school. That place served incredible food at really affordable prices and everyone wondered how they did it.

You must have some crappy bread knives. A good sharp bread knife will rip through bread with ease, and feel awesome doing so.

When the fuck is Simmons not being an insufferable jackass???

Holy shit. I can’t wait to see Simmons ROAST Jonah on his hit TV show.

When Bill Simmons isn’t being an insufferable jackass, his writing can be a lot of fun.

He’s just mad because Keri is a better writer than him

I miss Grantland. I don’t miss Simmons.

Which The Wire character best describes this beef?

Chop and Steele eventually appeared on three shows, in Eau Claire, Wisc., Bismarck, N.D., and Allentown, Penn., before canceling their other appearances due to being “stressed out.”

nice

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

I’m beginning to think that local morning shows would be a great way to live out all the fantasies I was never too good to actually, you know, do in real life.

Reality tv? Check!