To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

Being poor is something that is very difficult to overcome. Educating yourself with facts is very easy to do. Yet conservatives want to live in their alt-fact echo chambers. I can’t blame a poor man for being born into a poor family, or a sick woman for being born with lupus, but I can blame conservatives for getting…

This is absolutely true, but it is also absolutely proof that they are in fact stupid.

How about the argument that “I don’t deserve to suffer for those people’s political failings” is that a better one? Because that’s basically the arguemnt that can be made for Blue states to get the fuck out of this union.

I agree it’s not helping but, at this point, why shouldn’t a state like California consider it?

Are we sure the spike in vicodin usage for the Colts wasn’t Jim Irsay misplacing his trash bag of drugs?

In case Thrillist employees decide to unionize, I am willing to be a scab. Here are some articles ideas I already have ready to go.

In honor of Hamilton Nolan’s incredibly niche focus on blogger unionization, Deadspin is pleased to announce the following new sub-blogs:

The follow-up post to this on Jezebel: “Is that his wife or his nanny? An unofficial data analysis”

This kind of bullshit in-fighting is precisely why the conservatives — who, despite all their faults, are ace at holding their noses in the interest of presenting a solid front to their opponents and attaining their goals— manage to get so much fuckery done while the liberals argue about everything under the sun.

I love the way the mother runs in and slides on the floor. They needed a dog to come in and start pooping.

it’s a very good mountain rescue dog

The last lunge from the ground to shut the door is the best!

“Is this kinda thing that goes ‘viral’ and gets weird?”

And at 5:42 AM on 10 Mar 2017 the cyborg known as “Robert E. Kelly” failed the Turing test.  

Mom crawling back in to get the door. This just kept leveling up to the very end.

The SpecOps low-crawl back to close the door. I died.

I can’t stop laughing at the baby that appears to just float in on those wheels.

is she eating a magic marker? at first i thought it was a toothbrush.

I fucking lost it when the baby rolled in like a fucking Dalek...

“Get me a Yakety Sax soundtrack stat!”