darthfizzgig
The Girl With The Ewok Tattoo
darthfizzgig

Since you're clearly still not understanding the situation at all, I'll try to explain below using only single-syllable words. Maybe that way you'll comprehend it:

Back atcha'.

I completely agree that some rape jokes are funny. I also agree with your second sentence. Unfortunately, Doug's joke was one of the bad ones, because of the context in which it was delivered.

Those two items have nothing to do with each other, you fuckwit. Quote #1 was sarcasm, written in a baby-talk voice, offering false-sympathy over Doug's clear and obvious whiny frustration. I am one of the people who did read the comment to the end, and the context of everything I wrote made that clear. Looks like

My clubhouse? I am just as much an outsider here as you.

You read a book without pictures? Kudos.

You sure did win this exchange!

I realize that wrestling viewers aren't familiar with "books" or "the arts", but my username is a spoof of an extremely well-known, critically acclaimed series of novels, which have been adapted into several feature films. The avatar is the main character of the American version.

Your joke was about rape because of the context in which you tried to tell it. The punchline does its little flip, but the joke is still about rape.

What makes you think he's a good person? Isn't he just as much a stranger to you, too? Or do you think classless unfunny jokes in poor taste make someone a good person?

Oh, rest assured, I got it. It just wasn't funny. And yes, I attack people who make jokes about rape that aren't funny. If it was funny I would have laughed. Try harder.

It was about rape because it was designed to seem like it was about rape until the end. So it was about rape because of its context. I realize that you're not used to polysyllabic words here at Deadspin, but try to keep up...

I'm a guy, you dipshit, but congrats on revealing your deep-seated sexism.

Why the fuck do you think the joke went "over my head"? I got the first time. It was completely unfunny. The fact that multitudes of Deadspinners ate it up almost proves that it was unfunny.

500+ people on Deadspin have a combined IQ of about 4-5 people in the real world.

Keep apologizing for rape.

What makes you think I "didn't get" the joke. I got it. It was super-lame. This was compounded by his pathetic attempts to explain it to everyone.

You can rationalize and justify your bullshit with whatever sleazy excuse-acrobatics you want, but it won't change the fact that you're a fuckstain who makes jokes in the middle of a discussion about rape. "But this is about sports!" Oh? You're still a fuckstain with a shitty/non-existent sense of humor. You were