You definitely do not believe the same thing about rape and rape-culture as all the well-adjusted normal people trying to carefully explain to you what a fuck-wit you are. You see, they recognize that your joke was never funny. They don't see this as a topic to make jokes about. They recognize that your joke was…

Awwwww.... Nobody got your completely un-funny joke.... It must be so hard on you to be so incredibly unique and clever in a sea of people who all think you're a fucklord. How about you just keep being a whiny little cry-baby to every single person here, and next time people will get your cute little joke. Sounds…

Did you all have the exact same body size, so that you didn't notice something was wrong when the seats and mirrors were off? And did you all listen to the exact same radio sration? How can this happen? :)

You are officially my hero for the rest of this week. If you were here, I'd buy you a drink.

You're a fucking idiot.

There is no soup shown anywhere in any of those images. None. The image serves my point perfectly. Your attempt at pedantry is a fail.

Aww, a Wikipedia link. That's cute. :)

"...the soup it was always meant to be."

You do realize, don't you, that you don't have to use the entire packet, right? I never use the whole thing...

I had no idea there were people who don't eat ramen this way!

Can you have the cats prepared in a wide variety of ways? Or do the chefs just use the same old recipes? If I'm going out for cat, I want some choices...

I don't hate "old women". I don't hate any women. I'm actually quite an advocate for feminism and gender equality. Hence the fact that I am in complete agreement with the OP's original point (despite that fact that she's a raving nutcase with problems understanding how stats work). If you brushed up on your reading…

I'm a male, you fuckwit. Born with a dick, had it all my life. Male. My username is a spoof of a popular series of novels, which you might have heard of if you ever bothered to step inside a library...

What the actual fuck are you blathering about? Are you aware that nothing you wrote actually makes any sense. (Although that's cute how you tried to gain some hipster street creed by referencing an indy film featuring a not-yet-famous Sarah Silverman. Too bad it was a critical failure.)

Apparently somebody doesn't know how quotes work. You see, if you include something within the quotes, it's supposed to be something I actually wrote. Unlike the "for" at the end of your second quote. Do you really need that explained to you? And are you so incredibly repressed that you clutch your pearls and drop…

Aw, that's so adorable that you wanna feel involved.

How many psych degrees do you have? Unless you say "two", you have fewer than I.

Why do you have quotes around "horrible cunt bitches". I never referred to anyone that way except for you. Jezabel has a reputation. It's because of people like you. Think on your deeds.

If a calm person encounters a downright nasty cunt, then that calm person may legitimately recognize and refer to that person as a downright nasty cunt, whilst remaining perfectly calm. Now pass that shit over here... :)

How the fuck do you figure that I had any attitude problem?? Did you even read my initial comment? I was completely polite, respectful, and made it clear that I agreed with her point. And she lashed out like a fucking cunt. You've got some problems...