Why pretend you have some snarky reason for picking only IPAs and sours when that’s basically what this column is every month? It’s october and all the interesting spiced beers and oktoberfests are back in season. Disappointing

No one should ever go there, you know it’s bad bad bad.

Best Phoenix hack: Don’t go to Phoenix.

You know, this is getting a little tiresome...

I dub thee sir Phobos! Beater of ass!

I have the opposite problem; I have summer SADS and pretty much spend June through August in-and-out of major depression. This year was not helped by me losing my closest loved one at the very start of the season. The weather turning into the fall & winter months means me getting my focus, energy, and creativity back.

In general, summer is my least favorite season. It’s stupid hot (I live in Texas) and half the activities I enjoy take the summer off. This summer was particularly bad for me and a couple of others I know due to a bunch of reasons including people and pets dying, poorly time and extra-long work travel, illness,…

Summer can shove it, and so can summer people! My god, we have to hear from them all year - “it’s finally 80 degrees out”, “oh no, fall is coming and it’s so dark now”, “it’s September so let’s turn the office heaters to ‘broil’ because I’ve never heard of sweaters or tea”, “winter isn’t worth it after the holidays,…

Speaking for all of Phoenix I’d like to say goodbye to summer!

Or, just ... “YAY AUTUMN”

I love articles like these because they remind me that the long, hot, miserable summer of my annual discontent is over. The NBA sent my auto-renew League Pass reminder email yesterday and I damn near started dancing in the street. Bring the long, dark nights (which I love as much as anyone not named Batman) back.

What blues? Summer sucks.. Fall is the best season

Would you kindly get the ball rolling on this? I needs my Electro Bolt Plasmid like yesterday.

Elle McPhearson too.

Kathy Ireland, man.

All you crybabies in the greys really need to examine why the idea of luck bothers you so much. Think of it as luck instead of white privilege. I don’t sit around telling myself how I am just better than everyone I grew up with because I escaped rural Appalachian poverty. I sit and think about how many lucky random…

Either a whiskey, or maybe a nice imperial stout, would pair well with that.

Well I’m not tripping with you, Mr. Cranky.

I have ADHD. Captions distract me from the dialogue. The dialogue distracts me from the captions. I end up spending most of my time reliving school experiences where I pick up every third or fourth word and don’t even look up to see the movie.