If you are suggesting we commute in something like this, then I am so with you.

I keep telling my wife that the only reason I want a 4C is because anything larger is just too gangly and unpractical. I mean really... A backseat? What am I a bus? I swear it has nothing to do with wants.

What’s wrong with Duke? They keep tripping up.

Have you read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead? Have you ever played the question game?

“Cruise control is going to set the engine at one RPM.”

Testing unknown USB drives is what the Apple Store is for.

That had a definite Patrick MacManus vibe to it.

Wow how times have changed. 20 years ago my essentials in my backpack were:

So then you would actually wear the watch instead of toting it around in a backpack.

Must we go over this again? I’ve told you 200, even 300 times that unless you’re an Aries who’s been denied the ancient Coronet from the third Dynasty thanks to a Magnum-wielding Raider, owning a Caliber will reduce you to a mere Shadow of the man you once were.

This is a high caliber post. It’s impossible to dodge the obvious faults you present. Frankly, someone should ram this thing out of its misery. Perhaps a challenger may appear one day to lead the legions of people in caravans; chargers who leap head first into this arduous journey, often having to dart around the…

Addiction falls in there too, due to accidental dependence on certain meds. Might as well face it.

No thanks, I live in southern Arizona.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

No, but maybe in Terms of Enrampagement, though...

I have to disagree with hiddenbird and FIGJAM so strongly that you guys actually made me log in on my computer instead of doing this on my phone.

Harley Quinn is in prison because Batman ruined their date night.

I mean, Hamill and Ledger are the standards. Leto is such a good actor, but was poorly used. I feel if this was a character not named The Joker, he would’ve been just fine.