My dad had a Cutlass Supreme Brougham Coupe.  That thing was a pussy wagon in it’s day.  I had new step-moms every week.

Sorry for being sincere in the Jalopnik comments, but my love of the 1st gen Prelude is tangled in family history and a father who knew how to manage aerospace projects but cratered when it came to being a dad or a decent husband.

Whaddya mean I can’t park my project car on the Lido deck?

“A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”

How do they tell their friends back home that they are having a great time and they miss them?

And what about the bugs that end up on an airplane? Is there anyone there to pick them up? Did their bags make it?

Hi, Folks! Mod Motor Guy, the shop owner checking in again!

Dealership is in the wrong. Allow me to explain my shop’s insurance policy, and you will soon see....

1. General liability - this is EXACTLY as it sounds. If I am out driving your car for whatever reason, be it a test drive, a delivery, or anything general…

You're thinking of the bronco sport. 

“(please forgive me, i’m not sure exactly what the correct way to say this is)“

The correct way to say that is “Another Flight Attendent”

During the week of the 4th I was flying back from visiting my parents down in Georgia. While I was on the jetway waiting to board the plane, I saw a white couple with a little black girl. As they were getting on the plane, the flight attendant asked the little girl if she wanted to go into the cockpit to say hello to…

I mean, dying fixes the anti-vaccine stance.

Was anyone else convinced this was going to be an autobiographical post?

You got to work the balls, Ted!

He’s actually gonna motorboat his man-titties.

IMHO “switched residency” is a red flag, as is wondering aloud about discrimination. If you moved to Montana, you say you moved to Montana. If he ordered a vehicle and the dealer won’t sell it because of this “switched residency”, get the ordered vehicle transferred to a dealer who will.

“where I smoke weed and listen to Steely Dan as I age gracefully into my mid 40s.”

I got out of it by telling my father “Dad I swear you’re gonna drive me to drink if you insist on me drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

Or a poll to confirm he needs to get the Lincoln because having an embarrassing first car is a right of passage. 

It would be very cool to have a set of plastic or rubber “trail” fenders and leave the nice ones at home.

Ridiculous car rebadging you say?