IMHO “switched residency” is a red flag, as is wondering aloud about discrimination. If you moved to Montana, you say you moved to Montana. If he ordered a vehicle and the dealer won’t sell it because of this “switched residency”, get the ordered vehicle transferred to a dealer who will.

“where I smoke weed and listen to Steely Dan as I age gracefully into my mid 40s.”

I got out of it by telling my father “Dad I swear you’re gonna drive me to drink if you insist on me drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

Or a poll to confirm he needs to get the Lincoln because having an embarrassing first car is a right of passage. 

It would be very cool to have a set of plastic or rubber “trail” fenders and leave the nice ones at home.

Ridiculous car rebadging you say?

“Any time the mob approaches me, I’ll do what I can to put them in imminent threat of physical injury because that’s what kept them from destroying my house and my family,”

David Tracy and $300 should do it. I’m sure he could loan you some holy grail for your motorsport pilgrimage.

Seems like an opportunity for content.  Fly David Tracy down there and he can wrench on it in a AutoZone parking lot or something and see how much cheaper it can be done. 

Hey, I sold it to her, and I talked with her this morning - I just want to say, I legit had no idea. This was my grocery getter and city escape vehicle, and the steering was vague as hell but I chalked that up to GMT2500 handling, or lack thereof. I never wrenched on this except an alternator, because I honestly had…

Underrated comment.  Extra credit for -Godzilla- ( i.e. Japanese "Raptor") 

The new tundra definitely exudes big dick energy.

I moved to Oregon from TX about three years ago and haven’t been homesick for another Houston or Austin summer since. Until I read your comment and I swear it transported me.

It seemed laughably obvious from the start that Lordstown was almost completely dependent on Trump being president: both for hype and eventually for some sweet, sweet subsidies from the taxpayer kitty. The (former?) leadership of the company was betting heavily upon Trump getting re-elected to keep the con rolling. It…

You know, people could just save themselves the trouble of having to rent a car and just drive to Hawaii in their own.

also, I’m not whining. I’m kvetching. 

You’re right, the rant does fall apart if you change one of the words in the quote to another word.

I added a (sic) just for you.

Counterpoint: If someone goes above moving hives of bees based only on what they saw on a few social media videos, we should not be particularly concerned for their welfare.

I’d have some concern that her fans might decide to try it themselves, dress and act as she does, and get injured/dead (many people are allergic but may not know it).