Writing my own newspaper column and getting high. This is a terrible example of my abilities, and should not be encouraged.

Bernie/AOC 2024 confirmed.

Would it be morally wrong to rent a truck in order to pull that gross display of supremacy down?

They are grenades and you cannot convince me other wise.  I call them baby boomers.

STFU you pedantic git. Does nitpicking a story give you some sense of importance entirely devoid in your real life?

A Solara is much more comfortable, likely more reliable, and isn’t absolutely miserable to drive at over 30 MPH.

The best option, if it’s financially feasible, is to get a two year lease on a brand new Mustang Convertible. I can guarantee that the payments will be about the same as buying a car for $25K plus (not to sound insensitive), when she’s gone, Ford can just take the car back. No hassle in trying to sell and you can do…

My head went straight to Boxster after seeing the criteria here. It’s the most joyous automatic convertible you’re going to find, full stop, and $25k is a healthy amount to get one in good shape. Its depreciation shouldn’t be nearly as bad as the Merc or BMW.

But thur freedumbs...

Except this one is amateurly restored, missing decals, and no seatbelts and even with a newer engine, is still going to drive like absolute garbage and going to be a death trap. All for 17k? What a steal!

Didn’t this show up in the movie Rampage as the Rock’s vehicle, for some reason?

Just looked it up and yes, it did

You can’t take the doors and roof off a Bronco Sport, thus everything you said is invalid. 

I’m going to go out on a limb and say I liked it, I liked its looks and the unabashed way it harkened back to the original. If they had built it, they wouldn’t have been able to keep them in stock. But it would have been stupid and people would have bought them and wasted them, being wasteful with them every minute…

Trust me as someone who drove a Country Squire in high school, a wagon is VERY useful at times IYKWIMAITYD.

Because it actually has some character instead of being another anonymous lump of plastic.

Oh, yeah, absolutely nice price. $2000 is absolutely fuck it money, and this would make a waaaaay better grocery getter than any modern crossover.

Seinfeld Quote: “But the reservation keeps the car here”

Who the hell banged your wife and pinched a loaf on your side of the bed this morning? Why TF are you being such a twat waffle?

Can we all take a moment to appreciate just how well this image summarizes the entire article?

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.