I only follow Fiddle Faddle and Zagnut.

You may be right about surgeries going long, but then, why would Doc Asswipe schedule a court date and a surgery anywhere near each other? You know, they have really good scheduling tools, their days are well sectioned, and they know that on surgery days, you don’t schedule without expecting delays. So this court date…

*trying hard to avoid disparaging surgeons*

Still his fault though. He knows he has a court date, no excuses.

Would be funny if he got the ticket thrown out along with his medical license.

Psht, botox doesn’t happen in surgery, Mrs. Jones was moving up in cup sizes. Or possibly down, that happens on occasion.

And I feel like I’ve written it five times before!

I feel like I’ve read this exact same headline from David 5 times before.

He, um, went to live on a farm upstate.

Today we examine that bystander of Craigslist standbys, the Red Flag.

10/10 would read again

THIS. The Redditors engineering this poke-to-the-eye of Wall Street arse-wipes are geniuses. Absolutely epic pwning.

*Checks Reddit*

I don’t shit about the stock market, but at age 17 (1976) my next door neighbor, a C-5 pilot at Kelly AFB, sold me a 1968 Javelin with a 343 and automatic trans, buckets and console shift. He was from Kenosha, and he had bought the car from his brother, who had bought it new. The car was mildly tricked up…

Ooooooooooo, ALL OF THAT!

Unfortunately, sending them back to the dark doesn’t stop them from waiting ‘til dark to do their Klan thing on Black people. This is on the up-rise, and somehow we’ve got to deal with these fuckers head on. They are cowards and fearful without those big guns.

SO much that.

i work for the german railways and our maintenance laptops have a virtual machine running windows xp for certain diagnostics software....so yeah

Wait. so a child has a toy gun on his desk during a Zoom class, and he gets a visit from the cops and gets suspended ... but a politician brandishes his weapon in the Zoom meeting, and he gets a hearty belly laugh?