Part of what irks me is the dealership keeps asking to buy my car (FiST) back so they can sell it used.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

But imagine how much MORE money they would bring in if they just stuck to sports...

I built a stealth camp and hid it in the mountains where no other players go. Nobody has bothered it ever since. I have everything I need and the other players cause me no problems now.

“Hey Dodge, maybe update your vehicles every few decades Lolllll!”

If Stuart Little were cool, he’d ride a motorcycle like Ralph.

Clearly bottle guy was confusing Stuart Little, and “The Mouse and the Motorcycle.”

I mean, sure, he shot the sheriffs. But at least he didn’t shoot the deputies.

“Blue Skies” was used for a reason. In Nemesis, Data sang it at Riker and Troi’s wedding. Then, at the end, B-4 was humming it and Picard helped him a bit with it.

What the fuck is happening

I know many of the people obliquely cited in, as well as the author of, the Rovers North forum post. The term goes back to the 1970s in Canada. The idea is that the cutouts in the radiator support of an early Land-Rover (Series I/II/early IIA, with the headlights in the middle) look like fried eggs and strips of…

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

Doge Trucks?

Fairly predictable.

This is great but I have to work right now. I plan to light some candles, put on some mood music, and read this tonight in my pajamas and bunny slippers.

 Ryan Reynolds!

Nah. We need a stellar voice actor with impeccable Star Wars connections. Mark Hamill.

Morgan Freeman or GTFO. 

Or Gilbert Gottfried.

Well, if being off-duty means the department isn’t liable then it stands to reason they should turn in badge and gun at the end of shift.