Well, the picture shows them stripped down, so maybe they did keep the parts that weren’t trashed.

I said neither of those things. I said this isn’t the right place for that type of inflammatory bigotry (and don’t try to hide it, we all can see you under that hood) and it is not welcome here. Go to Trumps website with that garbage.

It’s only about 200 miles from Houston to San Antonio, where do you get 600 miles from? I know everything is bigger in Texas, but our miles are the same as yours.  :P  I live in Houston, FYI.  This will be interesting.

Just because it’s your “opinion” (and valid is subjective here), doesn’t mean you’re in the right place to be declaring it. Or that we here want to hear it, nor do we have to hear it. That’s what I mean by “gauge the room”. You wouldn’t go into a church and yell “Hail Satan”, now would you? Or a police station and…

My dude, I think you may have wandered into the wrong comments sections with your BS.  Maybe gauge the room before you start off with your “Well, actually” crap.

I’m sure the frantic nature of the tweetstorm that developed caught his attention!

Fuck Wells Fargo.  Credit Unions are the way to go.

Maybe dude needs a hybrid. But seriously, rich guy complaining about oil prices driving on premium. Seems like a stretch to blame that on Joe. Like he went WAY out of his way (and apparently DRIVES way out of his way to make those numbers bigger. I drive into Houston 30 miles one way (so 60 miles round trip), three…

So here’s the question.  If you are somewhere with no cell service, and it can’t validate you have a subscription, will it stop working?  Or, if you have it, and then go off the grid out into the wilds of Alaska to somewhere with no cell service, will it keep working long after you’ve cancelled the service if it never…

Another fine piece of Torchlopnik! Not sure how I could get through the workday without you sir! Thank you! (this is NOT sarcasm, and, is in fact a genuine praise comment!)

Me in my Prius: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was very surprised it wasn’t a Tesla.  Usually it’s Tesla stans that do this kind of moronic “self Darwinism”.

My parents bought the first year model in 89. I was in middle school, and it did turn heads. I liked the fact that we could take all the seats out for a long trip (we took it to Florida to see my sister several times). My mom drove it for a while, until she wanted a new Thunderbird instead, and so my dad took it over.…

I don’t think there ARE any seatbelts in ANY school buses.  Not sure why.  Maybe Lawrence (our bus guru) can explain it?

I saw a movie a few years back, where these guys were developing a sound system for an EV that gave the feel and sounds of a huge ICE, through strategically placed speakers in spots around the car. Something like that, that rumbled your seat and steering wheel while hitting the gas in park “revved” the engine…

The ones who don’t understand the concept: “I don’t want to pay taxes! The illegals just get that money! Damn GUBBERNMINT!” and then “Why won’t nobody fix this GOT DAYUM bridge!!!”

I have this vision of you and David Tracey doing a West Side Story style finger snapping face off over who is the best car hoarder until the city steps in and tows them all.

Over 13 years ago, I had some sort of non-smart LG phone, the one that opened up with a keyboard and screen on the inside, and dialing buttons and small screen on outside.  I had insurance.  I left in my jeans one night, and went to do laundry the next day. This was back when you didn’t have your phone glued to your…

Bro, you are ALWAYS negative.  I don’t ever remember (feel free to correct me) seeing a positive take from you.  It’s like every story makes you either mad, sad, or just meh.  Point on the hot wheels car where Jalopnik hurt you.  Maybe Torch can provide some much needed happy time by giving you a ride in his Pao. 

In this case, the answer is not Miata, it’s Prius. Mrs. Cthulhu and I went to our local Lowes to purchase lattice for a display in her Farmers Market wreath booth. We opted for the plastic lattice, for durability and flexibility.  They were 8 feet long by 4 feet high.  She asked me “Do you think it’ll fit in your…